The big, bad, and bossy

#MasterEscapist

Hope POV

Yeah a cat growling at me, yeah I know it's pretty lame, should've just died to fall to damage on one of those floating islands. But yeah now I'm stuck in a room with a lock on it, pretty dark in here... oh and yeah Oscar healed me up, because he realized he can't hit girls, yeah we have rights. Matter afact jones only sent me here so he could sneak in and get some gold, wonder where that blonde bitch is at right now...

"So did she spi- uhhh spill the tea?" I hear voices through the door, sounds like Montague and Oscar "No..." I hear a slap as Montague groans "Damnit Oscar! You know that she isn't gonna talk after right?" I hear another groan "HOW- ... how was I supposed to know?!" I hear a deep breath from the feline I think and then I just ignore the conversation and think of a way of how to get out here.

Hmm should I break the floor, no to loud...
Should I shoot my way out... no to loud...
Should I stream myself escaping... Noo people are just gonna spam the heart button...
Umm should I just open the door and go up the stairs and kill a henchman... hmm sounds about right... let's do it!

I get up and crouch opening the door very quietly and slowly moving up the stairs "I knew I should've never trusted a cat!" I see Montague turn his back as I quickly slide under the stairs, ohhhhhhhh DRAMA! I see Oscar hiss at Montague "What do you mean by that?" Montague face palms and turn back and I go up the stairs "We only got you because we knew you'd be rich." Oscar looks at Montague in confusion "Well like no shit! Who do you think you got?!" Montague sighs "I'll be honest you're pretty useless, Valeria, Nisha and me myself say that about you" Oscar stutters and I start recording

"T-Then what about the guards!? They don't m-make shit!" Montague thinks to himself, "wait I'll be honest you have a point, but that doesn't matter, the point is that I don't think the team wants you anymore-" Oscar pounces on Montague hissing at his face "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT SL-" I cut the video and run out the house and see a henchman "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!-" I knock him with a hammer pump and I take a picture of him dying, The caption saying 'Get shit on hoe' and post it to my Zerochat and run.

I look around for any quick exits and ways to get to the underground safe and see a train pass by as I quickly mantle on it and try to break the chest. Unfortunately it has a wait time until it opens, so that's fun...

Hmm... I always wondered why my hot air balloon is a cat... like am I gonna even use it or not... cause I just sit here on the island anyways... They even gave me a music disc and I don't even sound anything like it, hmm... it really makes you think, including my accessories, like who uses them? A goo-

My items pop out the chest as I look at the purple and blue items "Ohh items" I turn, and base... I grab all the ammo and shields I need and slide inside the base. Now this, is more like it.

I then see a mysterious figure in the distance, its shadow getting smaller and smaller as it walks, I walk in and see Nisha? I walk behind her back as she keeps walking holding her scar and speaking nonsense... nevermind it's getting boring "So uh why are you in here, Nisha?" She looks at me a little frightened to see me. "Oh just looking around- wait... aren't you supposed to be with Montague and Oscar?"

I look at her and scoff, "And how would you know?" She laughs "They told me on the pay phone twerp." I raise my eyebrow "wait... with both of them together?" She smirks "Hehe yeah, you read my mind." I chuckle with a little sarcasm, "yeah guess I did..." we stare at each other for a moment "So aren't we supposed to fight because I don't think my alerts are working..." Nisha says confused "I don't know, maybe you are so faraway that the game doesn't know what to do...?"

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"You making this longer than it's needs to be huh?"
"Mmm... pretty likely..."
"Just take the striker I don't need it" she drops it "bye hoe!"
She yells at me as I pick up her mythic scar, "watch her come back later tonight-" I hear a barge on the door and turn around to see Jones "Oh-" he interrupts me "WHERE WERE YOU? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A DISTRACTION!" "Yeah and just leave me there for dead, yeah what a good plan you had" he looks at me "Ugh... whatever I had max gold and it would've not have mattered anyways... so how'd you escape?" I scratch the back of my neck, "Well..."

Montague POV

"JUST GET OUT OF HERE" Oscar hisses at me loudly "FUCK YOU" he runs out as I look behind him in anger "Jesus Christ what a bitch..." I look behind me and see the door opened and face palm "please don't be gone..." I peak around the corner of the and don't see hope and sigh calmly... "it's okay she just escaped thats all..."

"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT-"

Yeah been gone for the longest while sense I lost inspiration to write, so yeah, just be grateful I finished this in class, ...so uh remember! Criticism is Appreciated!
Bye!
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