🎀tbp chatfic🎀

billys shocking story😱

    once again not typing users sorry😞

paperman: holy shit...
basintheseballs: what??
brokenspine: what's wrong poo bear?
bandanaman: NAH NOT THE POO BEAR
spacehoe: HELPOO
paperman: i think i'm gay...
pinballlvr: omg! bro we didn't know🙀
basintheseballs: and ur getting mad at me for using pussy emojis smh 🤦‍♀️
spacehoe: origin story bill?
paperman: so i was taking my route as usual yk and when i got to this one house and delivered the newspaper this guy so called "griffin stagg" came outside and bro was looking majestic and bro i was ready to get down and on my knees cus like you so beautiful looking like a disney princess😍
bandana: 🫢
brokenspine: i feel the same strawberry cupcake boo boo bear!😍
paperman: really?
brokenspine: yessss!!!
paperman: i love you so much my blueberry muffin rounded earth strawberry cake cherry merry my shmoopy poo my boo boo bear my baby my little pillsbury dough boy! i love you so so much my butterfly on a stick!!😍😍
pinballlvr: NOT THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY
bandanaman: YEAH LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS🤬
paperman: griffy let's go the park
brokenspine: of course my silly billy billy bob goat!
spacehoe:that's a lot to take in...

brokenspine and paperman have gone offline!

basintheseballs: OMG GUYS
pinballlvr: whaattt
basintheseballs: SO LIKE I WAS AT THE PARK WITH MY SISTER AMY YK AND WE WERE LIKE LAUGHING AND PLAYING AND AFTER A WHILE WE SAT DOWN ON A BENCH ACROSS THE PARK AND SAW BILLY AND GRIFFIN WALKING TOGETHER HOLDING HANDS AND THEN THEY SAT FOWN AND STARTED AGGRESSIVELY MAKING OUT🙁
bandanaman: another example of bruce being a good mother!
pinballlvr: something your mother couldn't do
bandanaman: MY MAMA IS THE BEST MAMA IN THE WORLD SO WHAT IF MY DADS SIX FEET UNDER I LOVE MY MAMA WITH ALL MY HEART YOU STINKY ASS HOE🤬
spacehoe: BRUCE WHAT???
basintheseballs: me and amy are just giggling at the two and how awkward they are lol
bandanaman: nah bruce in his stalker era💀
pinballlvr: don't say that bout my mans
basintheseballs: woahhh😨😨 damn bro didn't know we were chill like that🫣
spacehoe:AHDIDHSIDUDKD
bandanaman: shmoopy what's wrong
pinballlvr: 💀
spacehoe: SO I WAS WALKING AND SAW AMY AND BRUCE LAUGHING SO HARD LOOKING LIKE THEY BOUT TO PISS THEIR PANTS😹
basintheseballs: I CANT STOP LAUGHING HELPFH
spacehoe: IM ABOUT TO PEE BECAUSE OF YOU TWO STOPP
basintheseballs:MY EYES ARE WATERING HELPPP and no can do cheerio!!
spacehoe: a droplet came out🙁
bandanaman: BAGSHHSISHDJDJDHDDU HELP MEMDEE
pinballlvr: PISSY PANTS!!!!
spacehoe: STOP BAHSHAHAHSH BRUCE JUST COLLAPSED CAUSE HES LAUGHING SO HARD AND AMY JUST FELL BACKEARDS OFF THE BENCH HELP
bandanaman: IM CRYING SO HARD HELPO
spacehoe: MORE PISS IS COMING OUT HELPPP STOP LAUGHING PLEASE BRUCE🙁
basintheseballs: I CANT IM SORRY BSIFJDISJDKFJDJDII
pinballlvr: once a pissy pants always a pissy pants
spacehoe: okay inspector gadget😒
pinballlvr: who you talking to hoe?
spacehoe: no one!
pinballlvr: what i thought smh😒