🎀tbp chatfic🎀

bruce...??

if you need the users look at the info chapter cus i really don't feel like typing them every chapter so yeahhh

spacehoe: BRUCE WHAT THE HELL
brokenspine: finney said a potty word!😱
spacehoe: shut up griffin
bandanaman: what'd he do?
spacehoe: HE JUST CHUGGED TWO BOTTLES OF BEER AND A GLASS OF WINE
brokenspine: again??💀
pinballlvr: AGAIN? WDYM
bandanaman: YEAH FR?
paperman: oh guys it's alr bruce does this all the time
brokenspine: the hoe must be blind or some shit because he be reaching in the fridge grabbing beer thinking it's apple juice like hoe😕
basintheseballs: fineyyyy
spacehoe: i'm going take care of bruce talk to ya later
brokenspine: alr bye!

IRL
Bruce stop. Finney had slightly yelled at bruce. Bruce kept climbing out the window sticking his tongue out at finney, bruce stoppppp finney whined but before he knew it bruce had fell out the window on the grass just laughing his ass off. Finney had went outside and grabbed Bruce dragging him inside. As soon as they got inside bruce was crashing into everything until finney finally got him under control and in bed. It sure did take a while to put him to bed because he was putting up a fight Bruce come on and lay down Finney said in a begging like tone Fine. Bruce said groaning almost slipping when getting into bed. After a while he had finally got in bed and fell asleep.

brokenspine: so finney... is bruce alright??
spacehoe: yeah he just fell asleep but the second he wakes up i bet you he'll be violently throwing up
brokenspine: fine 20 bucks
spacehoe: bet
brokenspine: if he pukes i give you money if he doesn't i win and get 20 bucks😈
spacehoe: he threw up!(very violently also)
brokenspine: man fuck this shit you cheated hoe🤬
spacehoe: DID NOT
brokenspine: DID TO🤬
pinballlvr: why the hell are you betting over that
bandanaman: holy shit
pinballlvr: dawg what
bandanaman: moose somehow just beat the shit out of me
pinballlvr: HAHAHAHAHSHHSHFJDHDJ
bandanaman: you can't be talking cus pretty sure your "mans" hit you with a baseball bat
pinballlvr: i'm sure it was an accident 😞
spacehoe: nah it wasn't an accident i saw the whole thing
brokenspine: i heard bruce talking about hitting someone and you just happen to be the next target
pinballlvr: damnn
basintheseballs: my head hurts like hell
brokenspine: brucey babes!!
spacehoe: and you get mad at me for calling him boo boo bear😡
brokenspine: cause that's an ugly ass name
bandanaman: nah vance you better go get yo mans
pinballlvr: shut the fuck up robin
bandanaman: sir yes sir🫡
paperman: watch me wear a dress and fuck it up😘
basintheseballs: the dress gonna be crick cracklin
bandanaman: NOT THE FUCKING CRICK CRACKLIN
brokenspine: I AM A LOUD AND PROUD GAY
spacehoe: not very homophobic of u griffin🤨
basintheseballs: nahhh🙀
pinballlvr: not the pussy emojis🤓
basintheseballs: SHUT UP HOE