🎀tbp chatfic🎀

arguments idfk

billy: *sighs* sometimes i wish i wasn't born
vance: i think we all wish you weren't born you football headed ass
robin: *sighs* heh... guess i deserve it!
griffin: *sighs* jumps into volcano
billy: shut the fuck up
bruce: " grr you made me angry"😡 *eyes turn red*
griffin: * alpha ears start to appear on his head as he slowly turns around*
billy: STOP IT NOW
vance: lol
bruce: that was the most lifeless "lol" i've ever seen🙁
vance: oh sorry mb LOLSHSUDUS
bruce: that's better ig 😒
finney: guys guess what!
robin: what!!
billy: bro replies like fucking flash
robin: shut up hoe but anyways what finney!
finney: chicken butt!!🤣🤣
griffin: oh.
bruce: finney cakes ily but why that emoji🙁
finney: that's the emoji u use when you laugh duh
robin: oh.......
finney: i'm kidding i literally never use that emoji
robin: THANK THE LORDS
billy: ULTRA OMEGA FOX🗣️
griffin: ALPHA MALE🗣️
vance: what the fuck
bruce: what witchcraft are they doing now🙁
robin: BIBBITY BOBBITY BOO ASS SHIT OVER HERE
vance: straight out of a fucking disney movie looking like the fucking house from the movie up
finney: 😨
billy: shut the fuck up lookin like the fucking tree from lorax with your bushy ass hair and being built like a fucking twig
vance: shut the fuck up you lit can't be talking when you look like the fucking vine tarzan swung on because your skinny as fuck and look like the fucking grinch
griffin: it's giving " grr i hate christmas"
billy: shut the fuck up casper
bruce:😨
robin: yk what fuck this you both can't be talking when you both look like fucking moby from brainpop
billy: okay lorax looking bitch with yo large ass mustache over here looking like fucking santa claus
vance: " hoe hoe hoe hoe"
robin: you get no fucking hoes and if you surprisingly do i'll be confused when you look like the fucking barbie camper being large as fuck
vance: you callin me fat??
robin: damn right i am
vance: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
robin: what the fuckity fuck💀