🎀tbp chatfic🎀

pest control n legally blonde lovers🤓

brokenspine: guysss Vance won't stop standing outside my windrow 🙁🙁
basintheseballs: call pest control works like a charm🤷‍♀️
pinballlvr: wowww...🙁
bandanaman: so not cool bruce😕
spacehoe: yeah ur not being a very good boyfriend bruce😒
basintheseballs: oh fuck off
spacehoe: wow babe ur just ending it off like that?🙁
basintheseballs: your just one of my side hoes
bandanaman: WOAH
pinballlvr:🙀
paperman: bros pullin bitches left n right
spacehoe: north and south too💀
brokenspine: guys I just saw billy in a tree
paperman: you threw me up there dumbass
pinballlvr: DAMNIT GRIFFIN THATS MY JOB
paperman: WOAH WHAT😕
basintheseballs: i'm so inlove with the movie legally blonde
paperman: FR LIKE THE ONLY GAY MEN KNOW DESIGNERS PART OR WHATEVER
spacehoe: robin do you know designer?
bandanaman: FUCK YOU
spacehoe: 🤭
bandanaman: 😏
basintheseballs: NOPE TAKE THE ROLEPLAY SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW🤬
bandanaman: goddamnit😒
spacehoe: *blushes aesthetically by ur alpha actions*
bandanaman: * roars loud enough for other alpha to hear*
pinballlvr: gun in hand rn
paperman: pull the trigger
pinballlvr: i'm in your walls run
paperman: HOLY SHIT WHY DO I ACTUALLY HEAR SOMETHUNG IN MY WALLS😨
basintheseballs: why do i actually hear roaring
basintheseballs: cut the roleplay shit robin
bandanaman: NO NEVER🤬
spacehoe: my two boyfriends are fighting🙁
brokenspine: since when?🤨
basintheseballs: finneys been my side chick for years wdym
pinballlvr: not the side chick
basintheseballs: vance ur lucky i actually love you
pinballlvr: damn alr but also😍
brokenspine: billy🤬
paperman: whattt shawty mcmuffins
spacehoe:💀
bandanaman: i love you so much

bandanaman has deleted a chat!
pinballlvr: BAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHDHDU
brokenspine: why the fuck are one of the newspapers you delivered burnt🤨
pinballlvr: nah bro actually reads the newspaper💀
paperman: oh i accidentally threw it in the fire thinking it was my uncle
basintheseballs:bffr your uncle is a fat bitch
paperman: you caught me there🙁 but that is not a crime

A/N IM SORRY THIS CHAPTERS SO SHORT BUT I DIDNT REALLY HAVE IDEAS SO YEAHHH