Litterally what am I doing with my life

WOAH HE'S COOKING SOMEBODY STOP HIM ASAP

Hey! I'm making a story. A story with 2 routes actually for 2 different books! Isn't that CRAZY?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

Yea I know it's scary, in fact I'm almost done with both of them, I'm like 75% of the way there. So to the no one reading this, you best be MOTHERFUCKING AFRAID.