[Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen]
Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. [Sarcastically] Freeze. [laughs] One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. [goes into the kitchen and walks out with the bottle with the Formula inside it] Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan "Z", I love ya! [Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves]
[The next scene cuts to SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the Patty Wagon]
SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa & Patrick: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!
[They stop at a gas station right before the country line. Past the county line, Bikini Bottom's beautiful landscape is replaced by barren locations. SpongeBob is wearing an aviator's outfit at the wheel and honks his horn to wake up the two hick gas station attendants, Floyd and Lloyd.]
SpongeBob: Fill her up, please.
Attendant #1: What'll it be, fellas and ladies? Mustard... er ketchup?! [Floyd and Lloyd slap their knees and crack up, rocking in their chairs.]
Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Maddie: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.
[Floyd and Lloyd continue to laugh as they advance towards the Patty Wagon. Then, Lloyd bends down and Floyd uses him for support.]
Attendant #1: Where you four dumb kids headed, anyway?
Pippa: Kids?!
SpongeBob: Now, Pippa. For your information, we are not kids. We are men and women. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
Attendant #1 and Attendant #2 (Lloyd): Shell City?
Attendant #2 (Lloyd): Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?
Maddie: That's right.
Attendant #1: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead!
[The two laugh and slap their knees again.]
Attendant #1: You four dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. [He, Maddie, Pippa and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A boat jacker stops them]
Thief: Out of the car, fellas and ladies. [SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa and Patrick obey and the boat jacker drives off in the Patty Wagon]
Maddie: How many seconds was that?
Attendant #2 (Lloyd): [checks his watch] 12.
SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa and Patrick: In your face!
[SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa and Patrick slap their knees and laugh like Lloyd and Floyd, who don't seem to care. Patrick makes a loud noise with a blow horn.]
SpongeBob: That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
Patrick: Who's the kid now?
[SpongeBob runs around Patrick and flaps his arms like chicken wings as Patrick continues to honk the aerosol can and Maddie and Pippa hold their stomachs.]
Attendant #1: They're dead.
[SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa and Patrick continue their laughing as they walk down the road. They give each other a high-five, and Patrick honks his can once more.]
[The scene changes to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV]
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. [He goes inside]
[Inside, Plankton is watching his new customers]
Plankton: Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a minute?
Plankton: Anything for you, Perch.
Perch Perkins: All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?
Plankton: Well, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... [voice breaking] I'm sorry.... he confided in me a secret wish.... "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket," he said... "Don't let the flame die out." [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. [He plants a bucket helmet on his head]
Perch Perkins: Thanks.
Plankton: Bucket helmets for everyone!
Chum Customer: [happily] My helmet!
[Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is]
Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife.
Karen: I never agreed.
Plankton: Evil Plan "Z" is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa and their pink friend. [Displays SpongeBob, Maddie, Pippa and Patrick on the road on her computer screen] My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. [Plankton looks at his hands]
Plankton: Evil Plan "Z" is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those four. He's a vicious, cold-blooded PREDATOR!
[Miles away, we see a hitman wearing sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road.]
Dennis: [takes off sunglasses in another one] Sesame seed....
Attendant #1: Hey, mister, does that hat take 10 gallons?
[The gas station attendants smack their knees and laugh more. Dennis, very annoyed, stomps up to them and tears their lips off. The hillbillies look at each other as Dennis drives away.]
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The SpongeBob and Maddie SquarePants Movie
FantasíaIn this lively animated adventure, undersea oddball SpongeBob SquarePants, his sister, Maddie, Squidward's younger sister, Pippa, and their starfish friend, Patrick, embark on a quest to clear the name of Mr. Krabs, the owner of the Krusty Krab rest...
