Chapter 2: I'm ready...Promotion

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Spongebob: [Goes outside and runs around in circles] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

[The scene is zooming to Squidward's and Pippa's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom and Pippa in her bathroom]

Squidward: La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.

Pippa and Maddie: [In unision] La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...

Pippa: Huh?

Maddie: ...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪

Squidward: [interrupts him, and covers himself] SpongeBob! What are you doing in here!?!

SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, Squidward.

Pippa: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?

Maddie: There's no shower at work.

Squidward: What do you want?!

SpongeBob: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.

Squidward: GET OUT!! [kicks him out the window and Pippa pushes Maddie out the window]

Maddie: Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. [Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock]

Patrick Star: That sounds like the managers of the new Krusty Krab 2. [notices he doesn't have his trunks on] Oops, hold on. [Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again with Patrick wearing his shorts] Congratulations, buddies.

SpongeBob: Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my and Maddie's big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.

Patrick: Gah, I love being purple!

Maddie: We're going to the place where all the action is.

Patrick: You don't mean...?

SpongeBob: Oh, I mean.

SpongeBob, Maddie and Patrick: [together in unison] Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!

[Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats on, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick]

SpongeBob, Maddie & Patrick:  Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!

Maddie: [Notices her watch] I'd and SpongeBob better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

Patrick: Good luck, SpongeBob and Maddie. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. [Bounces away]

[The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting]

Perch Perkins: Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. [Krabs has a big grin on his face]

Mr. Krabs: Hello. I like money.

Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?

Mr. Krabs: Money. [Everyone laughs]

[Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket]

Plankton: Curses! It's not fair! Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! [the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen. Plankton groans and moans while sweating]

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