*It was a normal school day and streak was walking in the hallway to get to his friendgroup, daboyz*
Shrek: hey guys
Obama: omg shrek did u see the new shrexy girl 🥵
Ed Sheeran: shed over there look
*shrek looks at the new girl and sees her Lucious nose and beautiful striped scarf shrek is shocked and drools at the sight of her beauty*
*shreks mind: she's so shrexy I need to marry her*
Shrek: she's so hot my bbg I need to get her
Ed Sheeran: Shrek I have a idea
*eddie boo tells shrexy wexy the idea*
Shrek: ok I trust u..
*shrek walks up to the new girl*
Shrek: hello my sugar booger wooger *becomes and alpha and wap starts playing*
*shrek starts doing the wap aesthetically to the beautiful girl*
Gru: omg..., *blushes* thatsv very smezy my woogie boogie
Shrek: i love u hawtie 😍😍🥰🥰
Gru: *growls* me too papi
*suddenly the school door slams open and someone walks in aggressively*
??? STOPPPPPPP
