Hisoka: heyyyy chrooollllooooo
Chrollo: what do you want
Hisoka: just curious as to whether or not you can steal some more souls
Chrollo: why? There someone you want back?
Hisoka: no just curious
Gon: WAIT CAN YOU BRING MORE PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE
Chrollo: probably if the whole gang helps
Nobunaga: count me in boss I can't wait!
Uvogin: it would be nice to see satan again
Gon: I WANT KITE BACK
Chrollo: who
Killua: oh no gon please don't do anything stupid
Leorio: kite was a decent guy though, I seriously doubt satan has his soul
Chrollo: we'll see won't we
Kurapika: no don't even try don't get his hopes up
Chrollo: brb
- Chrollo left the chat -
Leorio: and don't come back
* five hours later *
- Chrollo joined the chat -
Gon: SPIDER BOSS DID YOU FIND KITE
Chrollo: well funny story actually
Gon: DID YOU FIND HIM OR NOT
Chrollo: so I went to hell to go piss off satan
Gon: and then what?????
Chrollo: well satan got pissed of course
But the thing is its really hard to get a specific soul
So I think I found kite's soul but i accidentally picked up a few others along with it
Gon: WHO CARES I JUST WANT KITE
Killua: do you guys think gon would love me more if I died?
Kurapika: remove that thought from your brain killua
Chrollo: let me add the new souls to the chat
Phinks: how is he able to do that
Shalnark: boss has powers we will never understand
- Chrollo added 14 souls to the chat -
Leorio: 14!!!???
Gon: KITE WHERE ARE YOU
Soul 1: yes?
Gon: KIIIIIITE
Chrollo: would you look at that I did get the right one
Gon: KITE IT'S ME GON REMEMBER? I'M GING'S SON
Well I was, now I'm Leorio's son
Soul 1: your dad was a good man, just a shit father
Leorio: nope he was a terrible man
Soul 1: he was nice to me
Leorio: that's because you're not related to him
- Gone changed Soul 1's name to Kite -
Gon: kite I'm soooo happy you're here you know I tried to get that stupid cat to heal you but they were really mean and said you were dead so I killed them and it nearly killed me and I'm soooo happy you're here
Kite: whoa slow down you'll hurt yourself
Also I don't feel very complete, like half my soul is missing or something
Gon: oh yeah the other half was reincarnated as a little chimera ant girl
Kite:
Um
Illumi: wait who are the other 13 souls then
Chrollo: not a clue
Hisoka: who is this kite guy and why is he trying to steal my gon 😠
Killua: I think you mean my gon
Soul 2: who pulled me out of hell I was enjoying it there 😠
Leorio: who is that then?
Gon: do you know, kite?
Kite: yup that's the weirdo I beat up for fun sometimes
Soul 2: that's a lie I always win when we fight
Kite: yeah but I kicked you in the face last time so it's only a matter of time until I beat you
Soul 3: make your friend shut up I'm trying to read
Killua: this is a group chat, you can't hear it
Soul 3: they are actually yelling at eachother in real life
Soul 4: can all of you die please your existence annoys me
Soul 5: I'm pretty sure we were dead until an hour ago
Feitan: this is confusing there are too many souls someone give them names
Gon: I can't, I don't know who they are!
Soul 4: I'll do it myself like I always have to
- Soul 4 stole admin -
Killua: how is everyone doing that but I don't know how 😭
Soul 4: I am a king, if I want something I take it
- Soul 4 changed Soul 2's name to Pitou -
- Soul 4 changed Soul 3's name to Useless -
- Soul 4 changed Soul 5's name to Youpi -
- Soul 4 changed his name to Meruem -
Killua: dammit chrollo you brought back the chimera ants!
Chrollo: the what
Pitou: useless 🤣
Useless: I deserve it 🥲
Killua: so that's pouf I'm guessing
Gon: hey pitou guess what I'm in the mood to commit murder again
Kite: don't waste your energy on it gon, it's not worth it
Leorio: that's only five of them, there's like 9 others are they all chimera ants?
Meruem: you better hope for the sake of your sanity that they don't start talking
Youpi: does anyone have any meatballs, I'm so hungry there's no good food in hell
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Hunter x Hunter Group Chat Insanity!
FanficYeah so Gon made a group chat for him, Killua, Kurapika and Leorio, but mysteriously more and more people keep joining and the whole chat becomes a chaotic gay mess.
