Helluva Boss: Loona x Male Hound Reader

Seeing Stars

A few days later I was in my room still remembering the Harvest Moon Festival, more accurately, how I almost lost Loona. I had been in my room since we got back and had lost track of time. I heard a knock at my door.
"Come in," I said weakly.
"Y/n, pardon my intrusion but..." Stolas began. "Is everything okay?"
"No," I said weakly. "I almost lost Loona a couple of days ago."
"Did you?" Stolas asked.
"No," I answered.
"Then what's the problem?" Stolas asked. "She is alive and still loves you."
"You're right," I said feeling better. "What did you want earlier?"
"I was just checking up on you since I hadn't seen you in quite some time," Stolas said. "That and Blitzy is worried since you haven't been to work since the Harvest Festival."
"I didn't mean to worry anyone I just... had a lot on my mind," I said.
"We'll take tonight and get some rest as it is past closing time for I.M.P," Stolas said.
"Ok," I said as he closed the door.
I looked through my phone and saw that I was invited to a party by Loona.
I got dressed in casual clothes and created a portal to Loona. When I stepped through it I was on the sidewalk in front of a large house, not Loona.
"What the fuck?" I asked myself.
I looked around and saw Loona exit the house I was in front of. I get closer and notice that she has tears in her eyes.
"What's the matter, beautiful?" I asked.
"Leave me alone," she said.
"Well, I..." I began but was cut off.
"I said leave me alone!" Loona exclaimed looking me in the eyes.
"I'm sorry if I hurt you, Loona," I said about to walk away before she grabbed my hand.
"I didn't know it was you, Y/n," Loona said. "I'm sorry."
I turned around and hugged her.
"I'm sorry if I hurt you," I said. "I had a lot on my mind."
She looked up at me and pulled me into a kiss.
"I'm sorry I didn't call or text," Loona said. "I'm just glad that you came."
As soon as she finished her sentence Blitzo drove up.
"Hey, you! Get off my daughter!" Blitzo yelled from the van.
"It's me, Y/n," I said.
"Well, in that case, stand in front of my van," he said threatening me. "I warned you that you hurt my daughter I will try my best to kill you."
"Dad!" Loona yelled. "We already fixed the issue!"
"Loony, I have to," Blitzo said.
"No Dad, you don't," Loona said.
"Ok, do you still want a ride?" Blitzo said.
"Yeah, this isn't my scene," Loona said.
"Hey is that Blitzo?" A random guy said not dropping the "O".
"The 'O' is silent now," Blitzo said.
They started chatting a bit.
"I would stay but my daughter wants to go home," Blitzo said.
"Hottie wants to leave?" Another random guy asked.
That got my blood boiling.
"Dad let's stay," Loona said. "These guys seem to know you."
Next thing I knew I was watching Blitzo drink a keg of Beezlebub juice with the Queen of Gluttony herself.
I was chatting with Vortex and Queen Bee when we heard a loud commotion. I looked and saw Blitzo drunk as a skunk and making out with I think seven guys at once. I ran over and tried to stop him but he ignored me and even flipped me off. Before I could gather up my shadows and grab him Loona walked over.
I don't remember much of what happened next, as I had one too many shots of Beezlebub juice, but we got Blitzo home. Me and Loona crashed in her room.

A Few Days Later
I was late getting to the office and when I opened the door Loona was holding Blitzo by the collar.
"If I'm not good at my job then grow a pair and replace me!" Loona yelled.
"Maybe..." Blitzo started then looked to Moxxie. "Maybe I will. That's right it's tough love time so... so now you can go to your desk."
Loona threw Blitzo down, went to her desk, and pulled her phone out.
I went and leaned against her desk.
"Hey beautiful, everything ok?" I asked.
"What do you think?" She growled.
"Ok, sorry I asked," I said.
I went to the desk I was given in the opposite corner of the room. As soon as I sat down I heard the door open. I look over and see Olivia "sneaking" through the office to where the Grimoire is kept. She looked at Loona and motioned for her to stay quiet.
Olivia entered Blitzo's office. A minute later there was a bright light coming from said office.
"What the fuck is that?" Blitzo asked.
We all rush to enter the office and find Olivia opened a portal to the over-world. She looked at us and walked through and the portal closed behind her.
"What do we do now?" Blitzo asked. "What do I tell Stolas?"
"Well, he seems to like you, sir, maybe he would understand if you..." Moxxie said but I couldn't hear anything else as I was now in the meeting room. I took out my phone and called Stolas.
"I'm in the middle of moving Stella's shit, can this wait?" Stolas asked.
"Unfortunately no this is very urgent," I said. "You need to get her now."
"I'm on my way," Stolas said.
As soon as I hung up Stolas appeared out of a whirl of feathers.
"What happened?" Stolas asked.
"Olivia took the Grimoire and we don't know why," I informed.
"Oh no," Stolas said.
We both join the others in Blitzo's office.
"I called Stolas," I said.
"You what!?" Blitzo exclaimed.
"He called me and explained everything," Stolas explained.
"We don't know where she went," Blitzo said.
"Well it reeks of urine and desperation so..." Loona said taking a deep whiff. "LA."
"Oh, I thought that was Moxxie," I said.
Stolas opened a portal to an alley in LA.
"Alright, in and out before we are noticed," Blitzo said.
At that point, we heard gunshots and screams in the distance.
"Huh, it's not that different from Hell," Blitzo stated. "Let's get to work, Loony sniff."
"How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?" Loona said.
"Can't you even do one thing right?" Moxxie jabbed.
"Can't you do something about how fat you are?" Loona jabbed back.
"I'm not," Moxxie said.
"It wouldn't hurt to eat a salad now and then," Blitzo jabbed.
"What?" Moxxie gasped. "But I'm not fat."
"Now first things first we need disguises," Blitzo said jumping onto a nearby dumpster.
Loona, Stolas, and I transformed into our human disguises.
"Any chance you could conjure up some of those for us?" Blitzo asked.
"Sadly no my powers are a tad limited without my Grimoire," Stolas said.
"Can't you be bothered to memorize your own spells?" Blitzo asked.
"If your memory is so good then what is his phone number?" Stolas asked pointing to Moxxie.
"Fuck you," Blitzo said.
"That's what I thought," Stolas said smugly.
"I could give it a shot," I said.
"Where did you learn to use magic?" Blitzo asked.
"Loona showed me a few spells and I thumbed through the Grimoire," I said.
I closed my eyes and turned to Millie. Thinking of what she would look like as human and chanted the transformation spell. When I opened my eyes she was a stereotypical country girl.
"This is beautiful Y/n!" Millie exclaimed happily.
Blitzo I just used the likeness of a billboard and kept some of his features.
"Good job," Blitzo said.
Moxxie on the other hand. The fat joke came to mind and unfortunately came to be his disguise.
"What the fuck?!" Moxxie asked.
"Sorry man," I apologized. "The fat joke came to mind and unfortunately this happened."
"At least it didn't end up being fatso McGhee that he turned you into," Loona added.
"Let's go," Blitzo said.
We left the alley and made our way to Main Street.
"Oh my god, it's Brennon Rager!" a random female yelled.
"What the hell is a Brennon Rager?" Blitzo asked looking at a billboard. "Y/n, What the fuck?!"
It wasn't long before he got swarmed by a crowd. Everything happened so quickly that I didn't even notice that Blitzo and Stolas were thrown into a van.
"Y/n, Loona, go find Octavia," Blitzo yelled from the van.
Loona flipped Blitzo off. I rolled my eyes.
A few minutes later me and Loona were walking around town when I noticed she dropped her coffee and ran off.
I then realized that I could try to portal to Octavia. I opened a portal and when I stepped through I was at an observatory. I waited till Loona arrived.
"How did you get here so fast?" She asked.
"I forgot that I have a portal link to her," I said.
"You... what?!" Loona growled.
"That's not what portal link means," I said. "I have one for you, Stolas, and Octavia because you all treated me like a friend and not like I'm rich."
She hugged me and we both walked up the stairs to Octavia.
"Hey, Octavia," I said.
"Hey, how did you two know where to find me?" Octavia asked.
"Your sinstagram," Loona said.
"Portal link for me," I said.
"All I wanted was to see was a meteor shower but all I found was this," Octavia said pointing to the cityscape covered in smog.
"Yeah, smogs a bitch," Loona said trying to light a cigarette.
Octavia tapped on Loona's shoulder and offered a flame spell.
"Can I bum one off of you Loona?" I asked.
Loona gives me a cigarette.
"Whiskey?" I asked offering her a swing off the bottle I grabbed.
She smiled and took a swing. We finished our cigarettes and opened a portal to Stolas. We step through and find Blitzo and Stolas out of breath.
Stolas and Octavia hug and we all return to hell.