Helluva Boss: Loona x Male Hound Reader

Loo Loo Land

A few months later, I woke up to Stolas and Stella yelling at each other. I could barely hear what they were saying. I left my room and as I closed the door I saw Octavia walking to the kitchen. She looked at me and smiled.
"Good morning, Y/n," Octavia said.
"Good morning, Octavia," I said. "How are you doing?"
At that point, Stella yelled again.
"Could be better," she said.
"I guess so," I said. "Let's get some breakfast."
We get to the kitchen and Stolas is there.
"Good morning, you two," Stolas said.
"Good morning, Dad," Octavia said.
"Good morning," I said grabbing a cup of coffee.
"You know what I haven't done in a long time?" Stolas said. "Taken you to Loo Loo Land!"
"I'm not five anymore," Octavia said.
"You always were so happy at Loo Loo Land," Stolas said. "What do you say we go there again?"
"I'd rather kill myself," Octavia said.
"Anything but staying in this house," Stolas said. "I'll arrange our security."
"Security for a theme park?" Octavia questioned.
"You're rich, people want your money," I said taking a sip of my coffee.
"He's right," Stolas said.
A minute later.
"Hello, my big dicked blitzy," Stolas said.
I spit out my coffee.
"What the fuck, Stolas!?" I exclaimed.
"What the fuck, Dad!?" Octavia exclaimed.
"Language, everyone," Stolas said.
I left the kitchen and got ready for the day. A couple of hours later we got in a van that had I.M.P. Spray painted on the side.
A short drive later we got to the front gate of Loo Loo Land.
We entered the park and Stolas immediately put on Loo Loo Land branded merchandise.
Me and the imp from a few months ago were keeping an eye out for any signs of someone trying to kill or kidnap Stolas. I decided to fall a bit further behind them to get a better look at my surroundings.
I saw a group of imps grab Stolas. I got behind them.
"Really should have checked before trying that," I stated.
I used a shadow sword to cut the imps down and retrieve Stolas. The imp with us carried Stolas into the circus tent.
"You got it from here?" I asked. "I don't do circuses."
"What? You afraid of clowns?" He asked.
"No, I lost my parents and little brother in an accident," I said. "It brings back painful memories."
"I'm... sorry," he said.
"It's fine," I said. "Find me after the show."
"Names Blitzo by the way, the O is silent," he said.
"Y/n Randolph," I said.
I walked around the park for a bit. A half hour later I heard a lot of commotion coming from the direction of the circus tent. I ran in the direction and saw Blitzo on the ground and a robot clown standing over him. I ran in and slashed at the robot but missed. It knocked me to the ground and kept hitting me with enough speed to keep me from making a shadow weapon. I clipped it with one of my claws and it vaporized in a multi-colored fire.
"You are a hell of a good fighter," Blitzo said. "Looking for any work?"
"Sure," I said.
"Cool," Blitzo said. "Come to my office tomorrow."
We left the park and met with Stolas and Octavia.
Later Stolas, Octavia, and I returned to the mansion. Octavia went to her room with the weird taxidermy that she got at Stylish Ocults. Stolas went to his den. I went to talk to him.
"Hey, Stolas, I wanted to talk to you," I said.
"Sure, what's on your mind?" Stolas asked.
"Blitzo offered me a job," I said.
"Sounds like a great opportunity," he said.
"Will it be alright?" I asked. "Truthfully."
"Yes," Stolas said.
"Alright, I will still be your bodyguard," I said.
"Sounds good to me," Stolas said. "When does he want you to start?"
"Tomorrow," I said.
"Okay, I will arrange transportation for you," Stolas said.
"Thank you," I said.
I left the den and went to my room to get some sleep before I started my first day of work.

The Next Day
I got up early, got dressed, and went to the kitchen for some coffee before leaving for work.
The transportation Stolas arranged was ready for me. The ride lasted a half hour. When I exited the car I saw a nauseatingly pink car in the parking lot of the building. I entered the building and took the elevator to the floor Blitzo told me his office was on. When I got there I saw Blitzo yelling at a window.
"Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!" He yelled.
"What the fuck?" I questioned.
"Y/n, good timing," Blitzo said. "Help Moxxie!"
I walked up to the door and kicked it in. I walked in and let out a deep growl.
"Let him go!" I growled.
"Or what?" A female demon asked. "You'll lick us?"
They all started to laugh.
I used a shadow manipulation technique that Celty used to do. I made shadow tentacles behind me and I could see the fear in their faces.
"I will be taking my colleague now," I said in a deep voice.
I grabbed Moxxie and walked into the hall.
"Let's go," I said.
"This will not stand," Blitzo said.
He stormed into the office I just exited. I walked Moxie into the office across the hall with I.M.P. spray painted on the door.
A couple minutes later Blitzo came into the office and called us all into the meeting room. When I got there I saw a cute Hellhound. Blitzo gave us his plan with crudely drawn pictures.
"This is the plan we gather a bunch of clients, portal topside, and kill as many people as we can then we pile all the bodies into a canoe, light it on fire, then send it into the sea to attract sharks, seagulls, and even a goose and that's how we win the bet," Blitzo said.
"I have a question," Moxxie said. "Why was that nonsense?"
"That's not a question," Blitzo said.
"That's not a plan," Moxxie said.
"Shut it you baby dicked troll," Blitzo said.
"Is there a way I could come with you this time?" the Hound asked.
"No, you know the kind of freaks up there that would drool all over you," Blitzo said.
"Why not I can blend in pretty well," she said.
"You have a human disguise?" Millie asked.
"Yeah, don't you?" The hound asked.
They looked at each other and then back at her.
"You three have been fucking around up there without human disguises?!" She exclaimed.
"New plan Loona will help by luring the humans to us and we will take care of the rest," Blitzo said.
Blitzo made a flyer and put it up on a post.
"Sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one flyer," Moxxie said.
I saw a line form shortly after Moxxie finished his sentence. I walked over and started taking information.
A few hours later we were at the beach. Loona smelled the list and transformed into her human disguise.
"Loony, you look downright awful," Blitzo said. "I'm so proud."
She began to gather targets and by sunset, we had nine kills.
I was cramming more bodies into bags under the pier when Moxxie came over.
"Do you have a human disguise?" He asked.
"I'm not sure I can try," I said.
I concentrated on being human and I felt something happen. When I opened my eyes I looked at my hands and they were human.
"Huh, I did it," I said. "Let's do this."
"You look amazing," Millie said.
We gathered more targets and we were now up to fourteen.
"Aren't you Y/n Randolph, eccentric billionaire philanthropist?" The next female target asked.
"Yes," I said.
Moxxie offed her.
"Not anymore," I said.
I did see Loona nearby.
We start to hear screaming. A giant fish monster came up out of the ocean and onto the beach.
I waste no time and form a shadow sword and slice it in half.
When I turned around Loona was looking at me with a small blush.
We returned to Hell and Loona kept glancing at me.