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it started with a shrew

Episode 8 season 1 Blue With Envy

Sonic, friends and I were eating at meh burger. I honestly could care less about meh burger. I'm just here to hang out with my friends.  "I don't care what anyone says. Meh burgers are the best burgers!" Sonic said as he took a bite out of his meh burger and swallowed.

"I'm not really a fan" I added, making Sonic look at me.

"Mmm! It's like Mardi Gras in my mouth! Only no one in my mouth is handing out beads." Sonic continued, trying to make me like them with no success. suddenly a shrew ran past Sonic, Amy and I. Energetic rock music played as he ran circles around Wild Cat and Mike the Ox, then stopped. He lifted his sunglasses with his right hand and winked his left eye. Wild Cat, The Old Monkey, and The Monkey Child all gasped in amazement. The shrew then reached behind his back with his right hand, pulled out a skateboard, and set it down in front of him.

'who is this guy' I thought, looking at the shrew. I suddenly felt a shock to my whole system when I tried to scan him. Tails noticed that when I got shocked one of my sensors turned red. he came over and helped me out. 'I don't trust this guy' I  angrily thought.

"What's he gonna do with that skateboard?" an old monkey in the crowed asked curiously.

"I think he's gonna... ride it!" Mike the Ox answered. The shrew smiled and pointed at Mike with his left index finger. The villagers all gasped in awe when they see the Shrew.

"What? He's riding a skateboard. How is that impressive?" Sonic asked he turned to me. I had my tail up ready to attack if he pulled anything. The Shrew smiled at me and winked, which infuriated me. He then lowered his sunglasses with his right hand. Energetic rock music played as he rode his skateboard around the villagers and into Meh Burger. Villagers that resemble Wild Cat and Lady goat both gasped in awe, and Knuckles turned to face the shrew.

"He's got serious street-wise style!" Knuckles complemented, to which Sonic interjected.

"He's jumping six inches off the ground." Sonic added, the shrew then rode his skateboard on the table, knocking over Sonic's glass of juice and causing the juice from it to splash in Sonic's face. the shrew then stopped, lifted his sunglasses with his right hand, and pointed at Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Sticks, and I with his left index finger.

"Radical speed!" The shrew said before blowing on his left index finger. He then looked at me and walked over. "hey sweetheart, wanna see how a shrew rides?" he asked, leaning on me. I took my tail and punctured his hand but he didn't seem to care at all.

"Oh, for the love of..." Sonic started to complain, looking over at the shrew and I. I was giving him a look that basically 'help me'.

"Wow! Those were some sweet moves!" Tails complemented the shrew. he finally took his hand off me and rode his skateboard up to Tails.

'Still no reaction?' I thought while looking at the hole in his hand that was growing bigger because of the corrosive nanites. 'somethings weird.' I added before starting to stand up.

"Thanks, bro!" the shrew thanked before coming back to me.

"You hear that? He called me "bro"!" Tails exclaimed, which was met by Sonic's distaste for the shrew.

"Yeah, I heard. He's quite a wordsmith." Sonic said annoyed. The shrew came back just as I was about to open my wings and leave. He grabbed my hand, forcing me back.

"It's Swifty." he introduced himself before twirling me back to where I was. He then held up his left index finger as he pushed his skateboard up. "Swifty the Shrew!" he added, winking at me. I rolled my eyes before opening my wings and flying off to back home. The wind from my wings almost making him lose balance. Once I arrived home I started to rewatch what had happened. but once past me tried to scan him the video cut out.