Based on Season Five...
Can Glee Clubbers win nationals and prevent Glee from disbanding...? All they gotta do is win nationals.
New Directions are back in action and taking on their biggest assignment yet: the Beatles! Prom Queen brings out the bes...
Holly and April were sitting at a table in the staff room...
"Okay, Holly. Will Schuester, Mr. Figgins, and Brad the piano player." April says.
"Oh, that's easy. I'd bang Will Schuester, and Mary Figgins and push Brad, the piano player, off a cliff." Said Holly.
"What? No way. Holly I'd marry Will and have sex with Figgins." April says.
Holly scrunched her face up slightly.
"See, I've gotten real good at getting my soul to float above my body when I'm doing the nasty. So I'd cringe my way through a sweaty hump session with Figgins and bone Will Schuester well into my 60s." Said April.
"Oh, fantastic." Holly said.
"Well, well, well. If it ain't April Rhodes, America's favourite alcoholic dwarf hore," Sue muttered, grabbing a cup and pouring herself some coffee.
"Oh, thank you, Sue. Holly and I were just playing Kill, Marry, or Bone." April says.
"Well, April, as you have absolutely no business whatsoever on this campus, normally I would have you physically removed. But since you seem to be hanging out with the willowy and winning, Holly Holiday, I am willing to make an exception." Sue said, sitting down at the table with them. "Hey, girl."
"Thanks, Coach." Holly said, smiling widely.
"Wait a second, you guys know each other?" Asked April.
"Oh, you bet your sweet ass we do." Holly says.
"Yep, the minute I met Ms. Holiday, we immediately hit it off, and we've been best of friends ever since." Sue tells her.
"Mm-hmm. We're auditioning for The Amazing Race. So, Sue, um, April and I were just talking..." Holly says, looking over at Sue.
"No, I'm sorry, Holly. The Glee Club's over."
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"Okay, I know. I just, um... I was just thinking, you know, just because Glee Club's over doesn't mean that there can't be any music at this school, right?" Asked Holly.
"What are you getting at, Holly?" Sue asked.
"I mean, there are plenty of other clubs at this school. Maybe we could work a little magic into them." Holly mumbled, pouring some milk into Sue's coffee.
"That's right, Holly. It's a proven fact that when you put music into the classroom, test scores go up." April says.
"Oh, please, dear God, shut up." Said Sue.
"Sue, we're just asking for one week." Holly tells her.
"Fine. You have one week to somehow shoehorn music into McKinley's extracurricular clubs. But, please, see if you can't involve William in this somehow. It'll soften the blow of the Glee Club's cancellation." Sue muttered, standing up and walking out of the room.
