Max and Ash were unpacking the groceries from the car. Ash was grateful that Max had stopped talking about Bryan Adams. He loved Max, but sometimes—
"Can we retroactively change our wedding song to Heaven?" Max asked.
"No," Ash said. "We cannot."
"How about the DJ Sammy version?"
"Fine. You can have the DJ Sammy version. No one will believe you though."
"Of course they will! Especially after I explain to them about how One Night Love Affair, Summer of 69, Run to You, and Heaven are gay!"
"OK, fine," Ash said. "You can tell everyone that. And I'll even agree with you."
"See? I knew you'd come around."
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The Bryan Adams Cycle
Short StoryMax and Ash are grocery shopping when One Night Love Affair comes on over the grocery store PA system. This launches Max into an infodump about his headcanon about Bryan Adams's Reckless album. Max and Ash's conversation is interspersed with the st...
