We Have the Facilities

Ch 2 (SCP-Y 067)

Ashiarai Yashiki-Foot Needing Cleaned
SCP-Y 067
Object Class-Archon
Team Crook Name: Dave

Starting with the very first door on the right wing revealed a massive airplane hanger with a vertical entrance. Inside that entrance sat a giant disembodied human leg and foot coated in mud. Seeing the sight made Denki smile

Denki: "How you doing Dave?"

There was already a washing system running up and down the leg getting off the most coated stuff, but the fine details had to be done by hand. There were three buckets and mops on the side of the entrance. Denki immediately grabbed one and was followed by a less enthusiastic Monoma and Mineta.

Iida: "Sir, why doesn't the facility contain 067 like the other SCP?"

Todoroki: "I too am curious."

Izuku: "SCP-Y 067 has the anomalous property to generate a thick mix of mud and unidentifiable human blood from it's being. This substance comes out without 067 willing it, which can overwhelm the SCP and make it difficult for 067 to move. In the past, it would break into homes and demand to be cleaned. Once it learned the facility would willingly clean it without having to force it, the SCP decided to show up whenever it needed cleaned. If we tried to contain it then it's possible it would feel constricted like it had previously and would go back to destroying homes. In short, it's easier to do it this way."

Iida: "Sir, doesn't that go against everything this foundation stands for?"

Izuku: "Not at all, in fact, it costs less to do this than it would to create an effective containment cell. Not only does this save us money, but it also allows us to understand the SCP more. Having the SCP at ease means that research is much easier. Our main mission at this foundation is to Secure, Contain, and Protect. Sometimes, it's just safer and cheaper to appease the SCP or block off areas where an uncontainable SCP appears. Other times we have situations where we actively can't contain an SCP for too long. One such example is SCP-Y 005, Toire no Hanako-san. While not a yokai, she still falls under our division. Due to her being summoned by a simple chant, we can't effectively contain her for extended times at all. She's labeled as a Keter class SCP for this reason."

Todoroki: "So, Dave is a Keter Class?"

Izuku: "No, 067 is labeled as Archon due to the fact that we could try to contain it, but it's better left out of containment."

Iida: "Thank you sir, I think I understand now."

Todoroki: "I too understand."

Izuku: "Good, now let's check on their progress. *presses button* How is the process coming along."

A static comes over the speakers in the room, revealing Denki's voice.

Denki: "So far, so good."

Monoma: "We've finished the toes and toenails. Mineta went up top to start up there."

Mineta: "I've finished a decent bit of the top but someone needs to get on the other side."

Izuku pressed the microphone again as Iida nodded his head, "Iida will come in and assist you in the process. Continue working on fully cleaning the subject."

Iida entered the hanger and was supplied a bucket and mop from the wall. An automatic platform then lowered as Iida got on and was elevated up to the top of Dave. Izuku turned towards Todoroki as the inmate shook his head. Having a pyromaniac who views fire as his family deal with water wasn't a good idea, so Todoroki stayed in the research room. Izuku decided to ask a question.

Izuku: "Inmate R0K, what do you think about the facility?"

Todoroki: "I quite enjoy it. I get to experience things I never thought possible and get assurance that I won't die so long as I'm useful. The others feel a similar way as well. I do think some of the staff members need changed or fired though."

Izuku: "I can assure you that everyone was brought to this facility because they were labeled as efficient and effective. Only one person here is unfit for this facility, and that person will be killed eventually by the SCP's and their own ego."

Todoroki: "Are you sure, everyone seems to always stare at you and mumble."

Izuku: "That's due to the fact they know very little about me. My file is restricted due to me being the head of this facility. As a result, no one knows my rank, first name, birthday, etc."

Todoroki: "I suppose that makes sense."

Izuku: "You five are the only people within this entire facility to even known I have a watch on my left wrist."

Todoroki: "Excuse me for asking, but why trust us specifically?"

Izuku: "It's not trust. I don't trust any of you enough to let you out of my supervision. It's the fact that you're good at your job and hard at work. You've earned to know who you work with. While you're all effective as a team, you're still death row inmates."

Todoroki: "That makes sense."

Denki's voice then cut through the radio in order to break up the conversation.

Denki: "Hey, we finished getting the grime off of Dave."

Izuku nodded his head in satisfaction before pressing the mic again.

Izuku: "Alright, all of you report into the room. SCP-Y 067 will leave when it wants to. Place your cleaning supplies in the usual spot and get into the sanitization chamber."

All four dirtied D-class put their cleaning supplies on a metal shelf that then sucked the stuff into the wall. They then walked into a large metal room that sprayed them down with disinfectant and a cleaning solution of dish soap, baking soda, and vinegar. After a long while, the four came out dry due to the air blowers and heaters. Once they all finally returned to the room Izuku nodded at them and left the room with them trailing. While making their way to the next SCP on their list, which was SCP-Y 380, which was also known as the shredding weasel, a snarky voice erupted in front of them.

???: "Well would you look at that, the crooks are doing their rounds."