We Have the Facilities

Ch 5 (SCP-Y 023)

Ouni-Sewing Lady
SCP-Y 023
Object Class: Safe
Team Crook Name: Gran Gran

The team stood outside a door while Kaminari was bouncing in excitement.

Kaminari: "We get to see Gran Gran!"

With a sigh, Izuku opened the door. Inside the room were four trays with yarn and knitting needles. A large glass window allowed them to see a woman with a grossly distorted face in a rocking chair. She was knitting a blanket, one so large it covered half of her containment area. Denki was the first to grab his string before standing at another door that opened the cell. Every team member other than Todoroki happily grabbed a tray and waited patiently. Izuku nodded and opened the area. All four took a seat around the room and began to knit. In a flash, the old woman was switching between the four and helping them when needed. She even grabbed the needles from Kaminari and helped him shorten the length between his knots.

Todoroki: "If you don't mind me asking, why are you so calm around this SCP?"

A dull hum was Izuku's response.

Izuku: "SCP-Y 023, otherwise known as the Sewing Lady is a relatively unknown yokai. Not to be confused with an Oni spelled O-n-i, this yokai is called an Ouni spelled O-u-n-i. All this yokai really wants is to help those around them sew, weave, and spin thread. As such, we let you guys in there to not only to give you a stimulating activity, but to also satisfy the SCP. 023 is labeled as a safe class SCP since it doesn't want to escape. Even when given the opportunity to escape in experiments, 023 chose to say in containment. It appears content with how the yokai branch is handling its containment."

He received a curt nod from Todoroki before the boy looked at his lit candle.

Todoroki: "I assume I'm not allowed in there because of the flammable materials."

That would be correct. Inside the cell we can see Kaminari removed his shoes and was gripping the giant blanket with his toes.

Kaminari: "You always make the best stuff Gran Gran."

He continued to knit as static electricity would shock Kaminari every once in a while. Monoma looked towards Iida and was processing what he was told.

Monoma: "So there's a d-class who's completely in love with our boss?"

Mineta joined into the conversation as well.

Mineta: "Yeah, and considering her methods of murder, I wouldn't be surprised if she has a kink for compact muscle."

The sewing needles of Iida were then taken from the boy's hands as 023 undid an unnecessary knot Iida hadn't realized was there.

Iida: "She would also probably see the boss's build since her handler often asks for help carrying things."

A shiver then went down Mineta's spine.

Mineta: "Don't get me started on that demon. I thought she was just some orange haired researcher, but the moment she glared at me I could see the intent behind her eyes."

023 now took Mineta's needles while giving Iida's back. In a rapid series of movements, Mineta now had a much better pattern knitted into his piece.

Kaminari: "Okay, just let that orange haired researcher and that black haired d-class be around the boss more. If the d-class tries anything they'll be blown up."

He wasn't really wrong, there's just one problem.

Monoma: "How are we supposed to make that happen? The boss prefers working alone and doesn't meet with other teams too often."

He only got a modest shrug from Kaminari.

Kaminari: "I don't know, maybe request for us to work together on something? Unlike Team Iron, I'm pretty sure the guards of Team Platinum like the boss."

That might be a good plan, if it wasn't for one flaw.

Iida: "How do you expect that d-class to get near the boss when he doesn't even let other researchers close?"

A scoff came from Kaminari as he rolled his eyes.

Kaminari: "Who cares about the d-class? She could attempt to get near the boss, but it would likely result in her head exploding. She's not on a team that would let her live in the event of a tragedy. Let the boss get with that orange haired researcher so he has a sustainable relationship."

The yokai then took Kaminari's knitted piece and added a few rows before giving it back.

Monoma: "I don't know, I kind of want that girl from Team Iron to end up with him."

All three of those present looked at Monoma with a confused face.

Mineta: "I get the brown haired shortstack is cute, but she's surrounded by monsters."

Now Monoma gave Mineta a confused look.

Monoma: "I meant that green haired girl."

Just like that, the shock returned tenfold.

Kaminari: "Have you not been reading the story! It literally says in chapter three that she's, and I quote, a holy woman who quite often would cave people's heads in with a metal plated bible!"

A distressed Kaminari then turned to look at the reader.

Kaminari: "Come on, you have to think that's crazy! Right BCJ?"

Iida then waved his hand in front of Kaminari.

Iida: "Who are you even talking to?"

The camera then turned with Kaminari's face since said man grabbed it.

Kaminari: "The author, BrianClarkJosh. I'm asking if they really thought through what they made Monoma say."

Mineta shook his head before getting up out of his spot.

Mineta: "Your way to crazy."

With the camera now free of Kaminari's grasp, the full room showed Iida and Monoma also getting up.

Kaminari: "Am I really crazy if I'm right?"

The yellow haired man then got up as well, taking his tray and needles while leaving his knitted piece. It was then Izuku's voice came over the intercom.

Izuku: "Make your way out of the room, we have more SCP to visit."

Iida then looked over his shoulder at Kaminari.

Iida: "If you can see more than what we can, then what's the next thing we do?"

Well, you'll never know.

(I don't want to hear anything about Kaminari breaking the fourth wall. Deadpool's reason for it in some iterations is that he's insane enough to see it, why not have the same be true here?)