CEO's kitten |Jaywon ff|

Pooki Wooki Aunti Wonton

OH FFS ISTG MAYBE I HAVE TOO MANY COMMENTS BUT LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH REPLYING THEM THEN SUDDENLY THE NEW MESSAGE RED DOTS DISAPPEAR AND I CANT SEE WHICH ONES I REPLIED ANYMORE

Ahem please excuse my outburst of frustration and i apologize if I haven't replied your comments it's for the above reason.

Ok I'm rewatching Ghost Stories dub for the 100th time while I write this chapter so imma get distracted a lot but it's fine cause you prolly won't notice unless I start quoting shit outta nowhere anyways I also wanted to say that

1. I say cringey stuff on purpose so if you hear me saying kawaii uwu oppar then it's purely because I'm purposely being cringe ok 😂 and

2. I wanna download me some kdrama with English sub for free and my website ain't working anymore so drop me some links in the comments 😌 👍

3. This may be the last chapter idk I dont like this ff very much its too fluffy for my taste so imma maybe make a new one soon. Maybe something with horror 🤔 anyways on to the ff
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Wait idk where tf I left off brb. Ok done

The four of them all pile into Jay's car and head to Jake's house.
Hoon: Seungmin in my room
Ddeonu: Feeling kinda strange
Won: Wishing I could get another taaaaste of ya
Jay: Swee hee hee ve
Won: Nom nom nom

Hoon: I'm hungry
Jay: Me too
Ddeonu: I got this cereal I found under the seat
Hoon: Anyone found a bowl?
Everyone digs under their seats and Won pulls out four plastic bowls and spoons ([Ddeonu: This is what happens when authornim gets bored. Suddenly everyone starts doing the weirdest shit] Billy Billy poco Billy poco max Chris)

/toim scip because for the life of me nothing interesting is gonna happen in that car/

Jake: Oh hey you guys made i-
Niki: YES EVERYONE IS FINALLY HERE. Whose this guy? OH IS THIS UNCLE JAY's NEW BOYFRIEND?! Hi I'm Niki. I'm the oldest and smartest and best here
Hoon: Yea right. I'm the best and we all know it 💅
Ddeonu: Second to me ofc
Hoon: Ofc

Niki: Simp
Hoon: Child
Niki: IM 18 NOW
Jake: Yes yes you're all grown up congratulations
Niki smirks proudly
Hee: Yall bring food? Im hungry
Jay: Nah we ate it all in the car

Hee: Tf?! What did you buy?!
Won: We didnt buy anything
Ddeonu: Yea we just found some cereal under the seat
Niki: NO FAIR I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER
Jake: I told you to hide it better
Niki: I didnt think anyone would dig around under Uncle Jay's car seats

Niki pouts angrily and everyone laughs
Niki: ITS NOT FUNNY THAT WAS MY FAVORITE CEREAL!!
Ddeonu: I'll buy you more later
Niki: YAS
Hoon: Yaaaa!!! Why do you love Niki do much?! What about me?! You ate my leftovers and told me to deal with it!

Ddeonu: Niki is adorable and just a lil baby. You're just full of yourself and a pain in my ass
Hoon: I bought you flowers!!
Ddeonu scoffs but turns around and smiles happily for being able to tease Hoon for once.
Niki: Anyways lets go watch baby shark and play games

Niki grabs everyone's bags and tosses them into Jake's room
Everyone gathers in a circle on the living room floor with baby shark playing in the background
Jake: Ok so what are we playing?
Niki: Idk. Google something
Jake sighs but googles sleepover activities
Jake: Braid each other's hair?

Jay: What are we 12 year old girls?
Jake: Bake something
Niki: I said games not boring things
Jake: Geez chill. Ok games....games....uno?
Hoon: You dont even have uno
Jake: Right.....truth or dare?
Jay: Again with the 12 year old girl things?

Jake: Hey I'm just reading the damn website here!
Jay: Well skip the boring stuff and move on to something more interesting!
Jake: FINE WHAT ABOUT SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN THEN
Hoon: Naur way! What if I don't get Ddeonu!! OR WORSE WHAT IF Ddeonu DOESNT GET ME!!!
Ddeonu: Why is it worse if I cheat on you?!

Hoon: Because it'll hurt more
Hee: Ok how about we just make some popcorn and watch a horror movie or something then?
Everyone shrugs and agrees and they all get comfortable on the couch while Hee goes to fetch some popcorn.

Jake: Anyone for a blanket?
Everyone shoots their hands up and Jake comes back with three blankets
Jake: Ok we'll have to share because i only have three
Niki: I CALL DIBS ON SITTING WITH DDEONU
Hoon: NO WAY! HES MY BOYFRIEND!

Ddeonu: Both of you shut up we'll all three share it
Niki: I CALL DIBS ON THE MIDDLE
Hoon: NO FAIR!!! I WANNA SIT NEXT TO DDEONU!! Ddeonu tell him that I get to sit next to you!!

Ddeonu: Just let Niki sit in the middle
Niki: HAHAHA SUCKERRRR
Hoon throws a pillow at Niki but Niki dodges it and sticks out his tongue at Hoon.
Jake: Ok well who else wants to pair up?
Jay: I want Won
Everyone smirks knowingly at the two

Hee: Right well I'm still hungry so what's for dinner?
Jake: What about ramen?
Hee: I AGREE
Hoon: You guys are always eating ramen!
Won: I like ramen
Jay: Then count me in
Niki: Idc as long as its not Mint Choco

Ddeonu: YA!
Hoon: Ddeonu what do you want?
Ddeonu: Ramen's fine
Hoon: Then I want ramen too
Niki: Yall a bunch of simps fr
Hoon: You simp for authornim
Niki: Yes I do 😌

Authornim: Yea das right hes my husband 💅
Ddeonu: Authornim get outta here we tryna get on with the ff
Authornim: Geez bro chill im just added my greatness to the ff
Jay: We dont need it. Baibai now
Authornim: YA-
Jay: Right I'll order the ramen then. Someone choose a movie already

Niki: ME! Im choosing!
Niki scrolls through the horror section and eventually picks a random horror show
Authornim: Midnight horro-
Jay: Gtfo bitch
Authornim: Excuse you?!

Jay: You heard me! Leave!
Authornim: Fine I'll just make this a Wonki ff then
Won: NO- I mean I dont mind that at all but the readers would
Authornim: They're called potatoes my pooki wooki aunti wonton
Jay: Back off hes mine

Authornim: He wont be if you dont learn some manners
Jay: Try me bitch
Ddeonu: Ok enough of that lets finish this ff so authornim can make a more interesting one already
Authornim: Agreed. Ok horror movie starts. Everyone falls asleep after. Won and Uncle Jay kiss. Boom! End!

Jay: Youre a horrible author
Authornim: Dramatic Gasp! I am not!
Ddeonu: Youre not supposed to say dramatic gasp
Authornim: Im unique ✨
Ddeonu: I think the work youre looking for is insane
Authornim: Shhhh dont say it so loud! What if the mental hospital hears and takes me back again?!
Niki: NO! I wont let that happen

Authornim: Aww pooki thanks 😊
Won: I thought I was pooki?
Authornim: AWWW MY SQUISHY BABY YOURE MY ONE AND ONLY POOKI WOOKI!!
Niki: Ya! ARE YOU CHEATING?!
Authornim: Gasp! I would NEVER! Aunti wonton is my baby!

Niki: Then what am I?!
Authornim: My husband ofc 😌
Ddeonu: Ok where has this ff gone?
Hee: Is that true? Yes. Okey dokeyo
Jake: Authornim has run out of ideas and she and Niki went to go buy authornim another Niki card to add to her collection

Jay: Yea so this is the end of this ff then? I didn't even get to kiss won!
Ddeonu: Tf you talking about?! Yall were about to fuck in the room if me and Hoon didnt walk in
Won: Ddeonu is right
Hoon: Why is authornim still continuing this conversation?

Ddeonu: Nobody knows
Won: I wonder if she'll buy my card too
Jay: Ofc she will she loves you to death with good reason
Hoon: Yea fr I swear if Niki didn't exist authornim would kill Uncle Jay just to marry won
Jay: Thank god Niki exists then
Jake: Lalalalalalala

Hee: Alrighty this is the end then
Jake: Toodles
Jay: Poodles
Hoon: That was lame
Jay: Authornim made me say it
Hee: Authornim is lame
Jake: Agreed
Ddeonu: Mhm

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Well thats the end of that 🤓 this ff was seriously not my type at all 😂 hopefully the next ff is more interesting but hope you liked the pointless ending 🤓 anyways baibai pookis 😚