Shakira's Log - The Sorting Quest
Ahoy there mateys! I am Shakira "Scarbelly" Isabella!
What do I look like you might ask? Well when you see me you won't be asking' what do I look but more like...WHY do I look like that?
Why do I look like I have pale olive skin but with moldy yellow eyes with red bloodshot iris complimented with a white iris in the middle? All of which are surrounded by a dark eye bag which looks more like a chasm than a your average tired eyes?
Is she showing off not only some little skin but some little BONE too?!
Well to answer all of your questions that's because I ain't just your grandma's pirate, I be a ZOMBIE PIRATE!!!
DUN DUN DUN.....but don't worry hehehe~ I won't bite you~ (Without Consent)
Some other personal trademarks of mine are my loooong black hair (It's a wig) and as if to match, I also have my looong black trench coat which is a prize I took while I was battling the Zombie Ghost Skeleton Pirate BLACK BETTY! (Who is a delightful person once you get to know her)
Then you have my Calypso Belt 'Sera Sera' (I'll tell you more about it's ability later, NO SPOILERS HERE)
And also last but not least, my big bare zombie feet! Why barefoot? Because I find it to be more comfortable. Too many rookie zombies think they can shamble about with the shoes they had before but then what happens? Their foot breaks off or their feet rot faster or they trip over them easily. As a PSA for every freshly turned Zombie, GO BAREFOOT trust me.
But enough about me and me Zombie gripes, I'm here to tell you how "The Sorting Quest" be going down
Now the name of this game is to get Eight Crimson Pieces Of Eight.
There's plenty on board The Alienated Antfarm so you don't have to worry about missing missing any.
but it's on how you get them which is the trick
You see you have not One, Not Two but Seven!
Yes Seven Whole Pirate Captains be watchin' us from outside and as they are, they see your actions to see if you would make a good worthy fit for their crew.
First we have Captain Redbeard likes to see the passion in your eyes, the fire in your belly and your drive for adventure. She wants to make dreams come true for her crew! She fights for her friends and treasures collob-arrr-ation amogst your fellow scallywags!
On the Other side, we have Captain Blue Peter, For them clever types and like rules and all that junk but don't be fooled! They ain't the order keepers that they sound like, if they're met with a law that steps on they head, considered it broken!
Next we have, Captain Emeralda Cephalo is seeking those who like to stay curious. The multiverse be teaming with treasures, cultures and people to be found!
One landlubber's flotsam and jetsam is their bread and buttarrr!
Although for all those who believe that all that glitters is gold, you'll find that Capitan Alvarez De Amarillo will agree! The pirate life is all about getting that booty (As in Treasure, no funny ideas.) Who gets the most money, jewels and gems be the most bountiful!
Ahhh but for those who believe that the most important type of treasure there is be that of knowledge, you'd better fit with Amber-Handed Amber. Feel liking you're more of a creative type than a "taking-type"? It just so happens that Ol'Amber is looking for inventors, engineers, builders, crafters and unhinged nut jobs who love designing swords, flintlocks and blunderbusses (The finer things in life)
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