A lot of luck, a lot of alcohol. (LOONA X HUSK)

Paper Machete

A/N: This is will be quite the chapter, stuff will happen that gets really heavy and dark, so reader discretion is advised!
Also the end of the chapter will get a little sexual, so again, reader discretion is advised.

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<IMP Headquarters>

The hellhound was lying on the couch, humming away at some music playing from her phone, Glass Animals. She was texting Husk about some random shit.

H: Why'd they make the song happy then? What makes it so fuckin fucked up?

L: The whole thing is like this whole metaphor for doing coke or somethin idk I checked online but I ain't reading all that shit

H: I hear that. It's not my style of shit, but I appreciate it

L: It ain't that bad Husk

H: Alright I like it. Whatever.

L: What is your "taste in music" then

H: Oldies. I'm talkin 50's living shit baby

L: Eww.

H: You liked it when you first came to bar. I gotta show you some Ella Fitz baby.

Before Loona could reply, the phone rang, startling her greatly.

"Ah! Fuck. Hello?" She answered the phone

"Hi Loony I need to portal please!" Blitzo's annoyingly loud voice shot through the phone, causing her to extend her arm holding it.

"Ok." Was all she responded.

Standing up, she grabbed the Grimore and did the spell, opening the rift between the living world and Hell. The crew hopped through a few moments later, and waved to the hellhound, who closed it and tossed the book to Blitzø, who went and locked it in his office.

"Alright! Bye guys-" Blitzø looked around and saw everyone had left when he walked into the room, "uh. Alright. Uh. Ok"

<outside Hazbin Hotel>

Loona was blasting music into her ears through earphones, humming along to the synths and beats coming through, she really had a guilty pleasure for pop songs. Not that she would admit it. She turned the corner to the street Hazbin was on, and was met with a man. This man was taller than her somehow, ugly faced, and frail, but still looked like a real threat to her. She stepped back and removed an earbud.

"Can I.. help you?" Loona asked

"Yeah. You can~" the man creepily replied.

"Oh- I'm sorry but fuck no!" Loona retaliated as she stepped back again.

Another voice was heard, behind her.

"Yes."

<Inside Hazbin Hotel>

Husk drummed his fingers across the bar, before walked around with a bottle in his hand. Waiting for Loona was tougher than he anticipated. He then occupied a window, looking bored as he checked his surroundings. It was the same place he'd seen every day for the past... whenever. It was normal, and quiet, which would've been odd but it wasn't. Silence was normal here, probably the only place in Hell that was as quiet. It was nice to just be alone. Which is why he thought Loona would like it here.

Speaking of her, he saw her round the corner, though she was smaller regarding the distance. He chuckled, but then scowled as there was a man in front of her, obviously not being kind. Then the second one appeared behind her.