Dear diary,
Mario HAS to be the biggest idiot on the planet. There's no way anyone can be dumber than him. Last week he learned how to make a bomb. Honestly, it was kinda' my fault since I taught him how to do that for shits and giggles, but I'm still not taking the blame. Mario's still the one who decided to go through with this. Anyways, he learned how to make a bomb, and we blew a bunch of stuff up together. It was pretty fun. Soon enough I felt like it was enough explosives for now. Apparently Mario didn't agree with me. So what did he proceed to do? He built another friggen bomb. Oh, but not just any bomb. A glitter bomb. He was originally gonna set it off in SMG4's castle, but then he just... forgot he was setting it off????? And then he just... ate it?????????? Then again, this is Mario we're talking about. I really don't know why I'm surprised. As I was saying, Mario forgot he was trying to set off a glitter bomb in SMG4's castle, and he looked at it again and thought it was some kind of sparkly candy. Not gonna lie, it did look like a piece of candy at first glance, so I don't really blame him. Shortly after he ate it, it exploded in his stomach. He didn't die because of course he didn't. He's Mario. Ever since then, the moron has been shitting sparkles, and he'll probably be doing so for the rest of his life. It's pretty funny looking back at it, lmao.
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Sussy Secrets
FanfictionJust some fanmade diary entries I wrote that part of me can see SMG3 write in his sussy notebook. This should be updated once a week. Enjoy! Note: SMG3 and the most of the rest of the characters mentioned do not belong to me. They belong to Luke Ler...
