A/N: This one is mostly based on a Reddit story I saw, so it's kind of eh. I can't find the link to the post though, sorry.
Dear diary,
Good lord, where do start? So me and the other guys went out to a night club called Constellio. It was actually a really nice place. It looked way less messy than your average night club. It was space themed in a very unique way, lots of pretty lights. The staff members were nice. The guests were nice. The music was fuckin' mint. Overall, 10/10, would go there again. Now here's where the story begins. Me and the others went to Constellio to have fun and take a break from all the chaos. Don't get me wrong, it makes me feel alive, but sometimes I just want a relatively normal night. You know? Anyways, we danced, we partied, we sang, cracked a few jokes here and there. Some of us drank a bit. Apparently SMG4 wanted to see how far he could take it and got absolutely WASTED. What an idiot. He's lucky people care about him. Eventually we all went back to the castle to come down from the high of the night. SMG4 passed out on the couch shortly after we got back. After a while I went to go check on him to see how he was holding up. I only did that because the others were a bit worried. Definitely not because I care about him or anything. Moving on. When I checked up on him he was still sleeping. However, keep in mind, SMG4 was shit-faced drunk, so his bodily functions were a bit funky. In other words, the idiot pissed himself on the couch. Normally I would've laughed, but that's low, even for me. Even though I still had my buzz from the alcohol running through me, I could still think pretty straight. So what did I do? I decided to be a good boy for once, and fix SMG4's little problem myself by pouring a giant bucket of water over him in his sleep and playing it off as a prank to cover up his embarrassment. He wasn't happy about it, but it doesn't matter. Nobody can know I did this. Neither me nor SMG4 will hear the end of it. Even though I'll never get a thanks for my good deed, I'm proud of myself.
Update: SMG4 pushed me in a swimming pool as revenge. I'm gonna kill him.
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Sussy Secrets
FanfictionJust some fanmade diary entries I wrote that part of me can see SMG3 write in his sussy notebook. This should be updated once a week. Enjoy! Note: SMG3 and the most of the rest of the characters mentioned do not belong to me. They belong to Luke Ler...
