Superheroes and Sonic Ultimate Story Of The Universe

Chapter One - Ultimate Story of The Universe! Title: Well, Shit.

Together with the Sonic heroes, Spiderman, Batman and Superman had also recieved eternal life. Now, as it was these superheroes had been around on the earth for a looooong time as one of their superpowers was aging at just below a quarter of the age rate of human beings, and they had most recently been saving the world during Armageddon, but this story starts after mans first Armageddon on the second new earth where all the Sonic characters lived, and most recently the Superheroes had heard of the Sonic team saving the world from a robot invasion, Doctor.Eggmann and the alien monster chaos.
While Sonic and his team had been busy with this, Spiderman, Superman and Batman had been fighting villans and criminals and the evil PEOPLE on the earth but in other parts of the world. Sonic just happened to live on an island near China and Japan, whereas the Superheors were in countries like America, England, and had travelled to Canada and France.
The Sonic team and the Superheroes and everybody in the world had seen NASAs revelation of Heaven in space and had faith in GOD, and while they were all very good people, this turned them even better and even more good.
That one superhero with eray eyes happened to zone into NASAS pictures of the world after Sonic and the others had destroyed Eggmann and the robots to find there were little blobs of blue everywhere which could barely be seen to the naked eye, and was concerned that Chaos had not FULLY been destryoed, and decided to go to warn all the other heroas and the Sonic characters....
This had also been seen by the Vogons from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy which wanted to kidnap Chaos to have him destry planets with them and take over the rest of the universe..... but as the humans and Heroes on earth wanted Chaos dead, they decided the best option was to destroy the human race all together.
(Catwoman and the other females in the story have long since passed away, and are in hell, because it turned out they weren't good at all and were actually bitches, and all the heroas are WAY over them as love interests!!) Now then.
The Bogus-Vogons sent a message out to the world saying that they would setroy it and only kidnap and abduct Chaos for some extraordinary plan.... and at first the dolphins were the only ones who heard this and so everybody on earth heard dolphons singing the song, "so long and thanks for all the fish! So sad that it should come to this,! We tried to warn you all but oh dear! Your world is about to be destroyed, there is no point getting all annoyed! Sit back and let the planet desolve around you! So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!! If I had just one last wish..."
The world got the message that the planet would come to an end but had no time to react before the spaceships landed on the earth, and then all Sonic heros, Dragon ball Z superheroas, all characters from my last book and all Superheros also managed to hitch a ride on the ships, while they watched the earth smash to ruines behind them.....
And next thing you know, this is the ultimate story of Superheroas and Sonic in the Universe.
Meanwhile in space........ on the moon...... one astronaut survived, and the picture above was just his reaction.