OOPSIES NO SLOW BURN (cos I feel like it
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Y/n walks into the Krusty Krab cos she's hungry for a Burger and hungry for some loveee. She walks up to Squidward to set up her order, "one krusty ass burger for a krusty ass girl" squidward said in his usual flat deep voice. "What the fuck did you just s-" her voice got cut off by a high pitched squeak of a voice. "One krabby Patty coming up for one Krust-" he stopped and looked straight at y/n and saw that she was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his whole life as a sponge. Y/n was stunned as he was the hottest sponge she had ever seen.
"I'll take it to go" y/n said, not even breaking contact with SpongeBob. Squidward rolls his eyes and said "one Krusty burger to go."
SpongeBob puts his spatula down and tells y/n to meet her behind the Krusty Krab in exactly five minutes and all y/n could do is nod her head.
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(Fast forward to 5 minutes from then)
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Y/n walks around to the back of the Krusty Krab and sees nothing and starts to get confused. She turned to leave but then a yellow square caught her eye. "Boo! Hahahahahaha" SpongeBob said jumping out at her. (his laugh sounded like a dolphin) "soooo what did you wanna do spongey?" Y/n said with lust in her eyes.
"I want you" SpongeBob said, no teasing in his voice.
"I need you" y/n said in reply
Y/n and SpongeBob run at each other and start kissing and grabbing at each other. SpongeBobs long nose kept hitting y/n in the face so she bit it off and threw it on the ground so they could continue kissing. Y/n slips a tongue into his mouth as he's groaning and moaning.
"You taste almost as good as a krabby patty" SpongeBob said when they finally pulled apart.
Y/n thought the makeout session was alright but it was so boring to her that she said "thank you" and left. "But I never got your name" he said sadly.But, she had already disappeared from site.
