As y/n was walking home she heard and saw a rock fall and an ugly ass starfish come out of it.
"What's your name?" She said to the star. "Uhhhh mayonnaise?" He said to her dumbfounded. "Ohh whatever I've already been through a lot" y/n said before grabbing him and kissing him and grabbing his GYATT and making him moan and groan.
"You're the best star I've ever slept with" y/n said after Patrick had finished.
"Get out of my rock so I can color" Patrick said twerking. "Oh ofc dumb fucking bitch" y/n said with a smile :)
"Are you that girl that SpongeBob made out with?" He said as she was leaving. "Well yeah but I'm not ready to settle so byeeee" y/n said leaving .
