Squidward got out of his boat cash register area and picked y/n and twirled her around like a Princess. "Ohhh my i take back everything I ever said about you, you killed my boss, you're a hero cos now I don't have to work at this dead beat job, please omg what ever can I do to repay you" he said happily.
Y/n crept closer and whispered in his ear, "you can start by letting my ride that nose of yours 🤓😜🤓😜" they both looked at each other and smirked.
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(Hours later)
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"So this is the place" squid ward said showing y/n around his place.
"I love it but I'm only here for one thing like I for real could not give a shit about your ugly ass clarinet" y/n said rolling her eyes.
"Okay okay fine" Squidward said. He laid down flat on his bed and let y/n get on top.
Y/n rode his nose til her screams n moans could be heard from the surface of the beach.
"That was boring for me" Squidward said as y/n sat up and put her pants on. "Well that's all I came for so byeeee" y/n said leaving.
Y/n was outside before he could say anything.
"My God that was great" y/n said to herself.
