Scrambled Eggs

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Y/n's P.O.V
I sat on the couch, KeeKee sleeping peacefully on my lap while Charlie, Vaggie, and Razzle and Dazzle put up a banner that said "Happy First Week, Sir Pentious!"

Yeah, so Sir Pentious decided to stay, which is good for the hotel, but he's still sketchy about us. His Egg Bois are obviously staying with him, and I find them adorable and delightful.

"That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!" Charlie squeals excitedly
"Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steam-punk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie pointed out to her.

"Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie says.

"I wouldn't be so sure." I said, pointing to Sir Pentious who was rolling in a new machine while the Egg Bois sat on top of it.

"What the hell is that?" Vaggie asked him.

"Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents." Sir Pentious said deviously.

"What? Why?" Charloe looked at him with confusion and worry.

"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here." Pentious says as two girls wheel in boxes of weapons.

The blonde demon girl held out a clipboard to him. "Sign, please."

Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while the other girl brings the boxes in.

"Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase." The blonde demon girl said as she and the other demon girl left.

"Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?" I looked and Pentious.

"Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." He told me while he rummaged through the boxes of weapons and parts.

"Okay, well that stops right now." Vaggie said as she took the boxes away.

"Hey!" Pentious hissed at her.

"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Vaggie tried to reassure the snake demon.

Pentious looked at her with a wry expression. "Hmm, I have my doubts."

"Well, it's true. You have to trust us." I I gently sat KeeKee down, not waking her up, and walked over to them.

"But I don't." He says.

"Well, why don't why we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie suggested.

"Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie gestured to the Egg Bois who were on the crate of weapons and blasted a hole in the roof. "Oh! What did I just say? What did I just say?"

"What? Not my little Egg Bois." Pentious hugged them like they were his own children. "They do my evil bidding for me!"

"Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie asked him.

Pentious narrowed his eyes. "Yes."

"Then no more eggs." Vaggie stated.

Pentious started sobbing. "All right, Eggleston. You've got to gi. I can't keep you anymore!"

"Okay, boss." An Egg Boi said.

Vaggie pulled me to the side with the Egg Bois. "Y/n, I need you to do something for me."

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