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"Our point is that you're fired and im taller than you"
Enzo, Finn and Puck were all rehearsing for the acafellas show in the choir room.
"Dude my bowels have better moves than you" Puck says after Finn falls into him
"Guys stop" Mr Schue says "you guys got the steps down you just need to relax okay? um you guys play baseball right? what does your coach tell you about hitting?"
"I don't play baseball" Enzo says
"Charge the pitcher, bring the bat" Puck tells them ignoring Enzo
"Okay um I'm sure he also tells you to relax right? cause hitting all about the hips right?" he asks "Got to loosen them up, just wing that bat all right pretend acafellas, madison square garden here we are all those beautiful ladies out there"
Obviously Enzo's first thought was Quinn, but he needed to put those thoughts aside especially since him and Finn were somewhat friends now
"Swing that big old bat, hit some home runs. All right guys? lets try from the top alright" Mr Schue says bringing out his guitar
"Five six seven eight" he says and the three boys do the moves a lot better than before "get those hips into it that's it all right"
"That baseball thing was good Mr Schue" Enzo tells him
"It was awesome" Finn responds
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All the new directions were at the glee club car wash run by Sue Sylvester Enzo was working on the cars with Finn until they hear a loud bang, Mercedes throwing a rock into Kurt's car
Bust Your Windows by Jazmine Sullivan Performed by Mercedes and the Cheerio's
"You busted my window" Kurt yelled "how could you do that? you busted my window"
"Well you busted my heart "
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Enzo was stood in between Kurt and Brittany as Dakota Stanley handed out his folders
"Okay please examine your personalized menus this is what you're going to be eating for the next six months"
"Um mine just says 'coffee'" Mercedes tells him
"What's smelt" Rachel asks
"A pungent low carb freshwater fish okay lets start with todays business. Artie your cut, you're not trying hard enough"
"At what?" he asks
"At walking"
The group looks at him with wide eyes confused on what was happening
"Can't be wheeling you around during every number throws off the whole dynamic" Dakota said
"So your kicking him out" Mercedes asks before Stanley confirms
"Also you, you'se got to go jefe" he tells Mercedes
"You cant kick people out of glee club because you don't like the way they look" Kurt tells the man
"Why don't you shut you're face gash and stay away from aerosol cans, because you could burst into flames at any second" the choreographer said before moving onto Enzo "now you, you just look depressing"
Enzo laughs at the short mans description of him before looking at Kurt who looked dumbfounded
"You four, you're great. you're perfect seriously don't change a thing, ugh you eugh nose job"
"Hold on a second" Finn says
"What was that frankenteen" he asks Finn "why don't you uh wipe that dopey look off your face and get some lotion for those knuckles you've been dragging on the ground?"
"What's wrong with you?" Finn asks
"What's wrong with me" he starts "what's wrong with me is you're freakishly tall I feel like a woodland creature am I hurting your feelings did I say something wrong? because I thought you wanted somebody who respected you enough to tell you the truth but maybe you don't have the confidence to hear it hmm maybe you need somebody who's going to like to you and tell you things like 'you got what it takes' but you know what as far as I see you don't so why don't you take a little second, take a breather and ask yourselves 'do I want to be a winner or not'"
"Screw this, just because your freakishly short doesn't mean you have to take it out on others Rachels nose is fine Finn, sure he is tall, your short ,Artie literally can't walk Kurt and Mercedes are fine, now what is wrong with you, I can go on about that for a while" Enzo says with a smile leaving Dakota Stanley dumbfounded until Finn speaks
"I quit"
"Me too lets roll Artie" tina stuttered
"No great great separate the wheat from the chaff that's perfect"
"Wait" Rachel tries to stop them "Barbra Streisand, when Barbra was a young ingenue everyone told her in order to be a star she'd have to get a nose job thankfully she refused"
"Where is this going yentl?" Stanley questioned
"Where its going is that we don't need you lets face it were never going to be as good of dancers as vocal adrenaline were going to win because were different that's what makes us special" Rachel tells the group
"They told J Lo her booty was too big" Mercedes told him
"Curtis Mayfield was more successful after he became paralyzed" Artie says
"Jim Abbott" Finn says
"I have no idea who that is" Kurt spoke
"He was a one-armed pitcher for the Yankees"
"More baseball" Enzo muttered
"Pitched a no hitter" Finn continued
"Okay so um misfits and spaz-heads and cripples can make it, too" Dakota says "that's great what's your point?"
"Our point is that you're fired and im taller than you" Rachel tells him with Enzo's arm round her
"And your wearing heels" Enzo says
"Uh barely"
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"Wait we have to wear mascara?" Finn asks seeing Coach Tanaka applying it
"No Finn" Enzo tells him
"Sandy says it makes our eyes pop"
"There's a lot of moms out there right?" puck asks with a smirk
"Guys don't worry about it" Mr Schue tells the boys "get in the zone this is going to be fun believe me, you're going to remember this night for the rest if your lives"
"Mr Schue?"
"I know you're nervous"
"No that isn't what I wanted to tell you its just thanks for believing in me" Finn says
"He's here, he's here" sandy says "josh Groban is here front row big brown eyes cute as a buttermilk I barfed"
"He actually showed up? I cant believe it" Mr Schuester said
"Gentlemen forget every experience you have had in your drab little lives this is the most important thing you will ever do places"
I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd Performed by the Acafellas
During the performance Enzo looked out into the crowd and noticed his sister Alessandra and surprisingly Quinn who seemed to be looking at Enzo a lot more than her boyfriend.
