Hazbin Hotel Oneshots

☁️Mother!Charlie/Vaggie x Adopted!Masc!Reader☁️

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"Vaggie.. I don't know. do you think he would really like it?" Charlie says, worry prominent in her eyes. They seem to be hanging up lots of decorations due to a special event. All of the other Hotel staff were also assisting in decorating the Hotel for a special occasion. Alastor was sitting on the couch drinking his tea while his servants did the work, Husk was grumbling while handing up streamers and signs because he's one of the few that can fly, Angel Dust was trying to find very NOT SEXUAL things to write on said signs, Penchious was getting his Egg Bois ready, and Charlie and Vaggie were overlooking all of the progress.

"Charlie, Calm down, I'm sure he would love it." Vaggie reassures her desperate girlfriend, as she sweats a bit out of nerve.

"I don't know, what if he doesn't want this, what if-"

"Mi amor, its fine, trust me, hun." Vaggie lets out a small smile. Giving Charlie a small kiss on her lips before holding both of her hands.

"repeat after me, okay? HE."
"he.."
"WILL LOVE IT."
"will.... NOT love it.. ?" Charlie mumbles

Vaggie facepalms and gives her girlfriend a gentle, sympathetic smile. "Your going to grow grey hairs if you keep this up, hun."

"Sorry Vaggie.. I just really want this to work out!"

"trust me, it will, love. Have a little more faith in us, wont you?" Vaggie says, patting Charlies head a bit.

"Okay.." Charlie sighs. "Ill trust you."

--------------Y/N POV--------------

Y/N scrolls through his phone with a sigh. Charlie and Vaggie asked him to go out and grab some groceries while they set up something for some 'new arrival' for the Hotel. Honestly just the thought makes him roll his eyes a bit. He understands Charlies enthusiasm, but knowing the bitches in hell, its kinda a lost cause.

Regardless, he really did care about those two lesbians, so he did what they asked him to. They were like family to him, treated him like it too. It felt really nice to finally feel love, Hell was already looking better for him than his life up in that God forsaken place called Earth.

Y/N left the store after purchasing his groceries with the cash Vaggie gave him, and was on his way to return to the hotel. Though honestly, it's not really even a Hotel anymore for him. It's more home now. Even more of a home then what he had on Earth.

He began walking down the streets of hell, making his way back to the hotel, ignoring all of the annoying sinners running around and stabbing each other or begging for meth on the streets.

while he was walking down the dark, bloodstained roads, he witnessed a poor sinner be beaten by a few loan sharks in the distance, where he let out a huff and walked over there.

"YEAH TAKE THAT YOU POOR BITCH! HAHAHA- OGGh FUCK-" Y/N interrupted their endeavor by punting one of them in the face. Which in return made his buddies turn and look at him.

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" the shark buddies growl, and begun taking out their weapons.

"Pick on someone your own size, fuckin assholes." Y/N said, before empowering his fists and punching one of them in the gut causing one of them to fly backwards and smash into the wall, dying.

The buddies, realizing what their dealing with, began collecting their shit and making a run for it. He didn't chase them and let them run, instead, he went down to the small sinner that seemed severely wounded by the beating they took. He let out his hand and let the small sinner get on their feet.

"T..Thank you, sir.." The sinner mumbled, nodding their head, though seemed a bit anxious.

"Your welcome. Be more careful when fuckin' around those sharks again, wontcha'?"

"Yes.. yes sir." The sinner shook his hand before running off, to god knows where. He shrugged it off and grabbed the groceries, which seemed to get a bit beaten up but still somewhat intact. He looked through them and made sure that nothing got stolen. Which, unsurprisingly, a few items did.

He let out an aggravated growl but decided to not chase them any longer as Charlie and Vaggie, especially Charlie, may start worrying, so he continued making his way back to the hotel.

Y/N opens the door to the hotel, revealing nothing but black. He walked in and squinted his eyes to see better, but before his night vision could kick in completely, all the lights shut on, surprising him. There was a large banner above a table with a blue tablecloth, the banner has a poorly painted on "WELCOME HOME, Y/N" on top of it, with balloons that were floating, all being his favorite colors. Streamers and confetti exploded from the sides of the table from Nifty and Husker, while Vaggie and Charlie jump out from behind the table that was Infront of him.

"WELCOME HOME SWEETIE!"
"Welcome home, Mijho."

Vaggie and Charlie said at once, running up and giving Y/N a huge hug. He stands there dumbfounded for a bit, not exactly sure what this huge celebration is for, but couldn't help but smile widely and drop the bags he was carrying and return the hug that was given to him by his two favorite demons.

"Woah, what's all this for?" he asks, a bit confused but still flattered by the sudden celebration, for god knows what.

"OH yeah! well, uh.." Charlie clapped her hands together and grabbed Vaggies hand, and backed away, them both staring at him.

"Well, we made a big decision." Vaggie started, she couldn't help but give a large smile as well.

"We're adopting you!!" Charlie blurted out, throwing her hands in the air and giving Y/N another huge hug. Before mumbling "If.. that's ok.."

His eyes widened, and he couldn't help but form tears in his eyes. "What?!" He couldn't help but just be in pure shock. He didn't even notice the tears beginning to stream down his face when this was all revealed to him.

"Ah shit! he's crying! Vaggie I told you-" Charlie let go of him and said in an upset tone, looking back at her girlfriend with a frown.

"N-no, I," Y/N stuttered, he couldn't hide the huge smile on his face when he looked up to the two girls. "I just, this is amazing.. I.. thank you!" he sobbed, before running over and hugging his two mothers, while they hug him back.

"Mi hermoso hijo.. Welcome to the family." Vaggie said with a smile, holding her new son in her arms, they all couldn't help but tear up a bit. Even Angel Dust was making a few sniffles. The only one who wasn't shedding a tear was obviously Alastor, who just stood there with his usual smile.

After Charlie and Vaggie finally ended their embrace, it was now everyone else's turn to congratulate the new family. Angel went over and patted his back while all the Egg Bois ran over and tried to jump up to get in his arms while celebrating, Sir Pentious was too busy crying in the corner. Husker also came over with a smile. Alastor stayed put where he was.

"Congrats, Twerp. You actually got a good family, unlike most of us." Angel said with a large smile. "Just don't be a douche to 'em. Seems to be a trend for kids these days."

"Nice, kid. Happy for ya." That was Husker, which didn't touch Y/N due to him being overloaded by everyone else, but still gave in his word before returning to the bar.

Man, Maybe Hell isn't so bad after all.