(you get it, now enjoy)
*alarm goes off*
bruce:"hmm.... ai(love), wake up.."
finn:"non voglio..(i don't wanna..)
bruce:"well you have to ai"
finn:"fine... isn't today the day we go into our second year of collage?"
bruce:"yup. now i'll go wake up the kids, and you wake up the others, k?"
finn:"mhm.."
finn:"WAKE UP!"
the others:*wake up and flinch at the same time as finn yells*"what?!(not in a mean way, just concerned)"
finn:"wake up.. i'll go make us some coffee.. be right back.."
robin:"wait, do you have to throw up?"
finn:"n-YES!"*runs to the bathroom and pukes in the toilet*
vance:"i'll go get a test.."
*after vance comes back and finn takes the test*
finn:"omg.... how did this happen? and also i just noticed, one, why does by back and legs hurt? two, why do i have a headache?"*crosses arms and has a sassy but concerned face on*
billy:"uhh... who's gonna tell..?"
everyone but finn and bruce:"not me!"
bruce:"alright i'm ba-.....what's wrong?"
finn:"1.what happened last night?
2.why am i pregnant
3.why does my back and legs hurt
and 4. why do i have a massive headache?"bruce:"well...."
(FLASHBACK TIMEEEE....to last night....warning smut and drinking at 19)
robin:"so should i get(btw i'm just gonna make up some drinks because i'm only 11 so i can't drink....'_') pussy cat? or lemon lime? their both pretty strong"
billy:"why don't you get pussy cat?"
robin:"alright!"
*after robin comes home(they were on a facetime btw, rob was at a store)*
robin:"I'M BACK!"
everyone:"K!"
*after they drink 5 shots(they did a truth or drink challenge and there were 8 questions)*
robin:"hmm..baby~"
finn:"yeah?~"
vance:"can you dance for us~?"
finn:"in what*hic* way?~"
billy:"*hic*sexy"
finn:"su-*hic*-re"
*finn stands up and starts dancing on vance's lap or you could just say gave him a lap dance, either one*
(ok so screw that, let's just get to the smut)
vance:"k baby.. we're gonna put this rope on you, and we will do all the work k?"
finn:"o-*hic*-kay
(ykw, screw that too, i don't feel like writing smut rn so...yeah see you in about three seconds:) bye)
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The Lover Boys(Finney harem cuz why not?)
Romancehi.. finney harem because why not??? !TW!: cutting/selfharm. insecurities/insecurity/insecure poly/polyamory smut/sex male pregnancy fingering(sex use) toys(sex use) male birth? pet names(both sex and normal use) bullying/name calling kissing(both...