The Lover Boys(Finney harem cuz why not?)

PT5(idk..)

(hey guys so i'm gonna add my own characters into this. they are not really in the black phone, they are just and only my oc's. thank you for understanding)

(NO ONE'S POV)

finn was just watching T.V when he got a group call from the group(my oc's+donna)

finn:-what is it now?-

violet:-hey! so since we all are in different places right now(finn, his husbands, and his kids live in america, violet, her wife, and her kids live in japan, vanessa, he wife, and her kid live in spain, sarah, and her girlfriend live in cali, ayden, his husband, and his adopted kids live in italy, and donna, her girlfriend, and her kids live in france.) we decided we shoul all watch a movie on our T.V's but watch it at home?-

finn:-uhm, yeah! let's do it!-

(the movie is 'dressed to kill' and it's not for children btw.)

bruce:"hey love?"

finn:"yeah?"

bruce:"can we watch the movie with you guys?"

finn:"sure but it's rated r so it's not for kids"

em,val,ri,and ro:"awww"

vance:"well you heared him, move along"

everyone but the kids:*watching the movie*

robin:"i didn't know you liked these kinds of movie's mi amor"

finn:"well yeah, i guess so."

(the call)

violet:"guys.."

vanessa:"what?"

violet:"FINN!"

finn:"tf- what?"

violet:"who are those people in the background?"

donna:"oh! those are his husbands!"

sarah:"WHAT?! husbands???"

ayden:"so your telling me, finn has i don't even know how many husbands, and NEVER told US?? his best FUCKING friends?!"

finn:"uhh, sorry?"

donna:"i mean i had the same reaction when i first found out finn and them were engaged"

violet:"wow.."

sarah:"but anyways, i wish we could meet up.."

vance:"why can't you guys meet?"

finn:"well, we're in America, violet is in Japan, vanessa is in Spain, sarah is in California, ayden is in Italy, and donna is in France.  and to drive,  japan from here is 12 hours, Spain from here is 161/2 hours, California from here is 24 hours,or a whole day, Italy from here is 81/4 hours, then by train, japan is 133/4 hours away, Spain is 53/4 hours away, you can't take a train from here to cali, i don't even think we can go by a train from here to Italy, and i doubt you can go by train to France, then walking, Japan is- you can't walk from here to japan unless you can swim and don't get tired of it, Spain- you can't wa- i'm pretty sure the only place you can walk to is california, it's 594 hours or 24 days and 18 hours, then by a bike, i'm pretty sure it's the same thing as california, it takes 6 days to cycle. so i'm pretty sure the only thing we CAN do is drive, but that's going to be to long."

griffin:"wow.."

billy:"how tf did you know about all of that??"

finn:"it's called "paying attention in class""