Scrabbled Eggs

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Charlie and Vaggie finished setting up decorations for pentious

Charlie: That looks perfect! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Um Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago

Karma flew up to the two of them

Karma: I got the whole thing on video

Charlie: Well I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here!

Pentious walked in with a new machine

Vaggie: what the hell is that?

Sir Pentious: oh hello purple female!

Karma tried not to laugh at when pentious just said

Pentious: It's my new invention 'the Skin Flayer 11,000'! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents!

Charlie: What? Why?

Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me but when? How? I must be prepared!

Karma: 'tolerating' would be the better word to use

Pentious: what do y-you think of my new Invention Miss Karma?

Karma's eyes went completely red and she grew another pair of wings

Karma: try to attack me with that thing and I'll blow you up again!!

Pentious blushed instead of scared

Pentious: U-Understood!

Karma went back to normal

Karma: good to know we're on the same page

Then two demons named Odette and Clara walked in with boxes of weapons

Pentious: Oh! the new parts of my machine are here!

Odette gave Penitous a clipboard

Odette: Sign please

Penitous signed the his name and gave back the clipboard

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase

Both Odette and Clare leave the hotel

Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?

Pentious: Uh of course she's the top weapons dealer in Hell

Vaggie: Okay well that stops right now.

Vaggie moved Pentious's boxes away

Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome

Pentious looked at everyone in the hotel

Karma flipped off pentious without looking away from her phone

Karma: I'm being nice because I was told to

Husk and Angel also flipped off pentious and nifty gave him a creepy smile

Pentious: I have my doubtsss

Vaggie: Well it's true. You have to trust us.

Pentious: But I don't!

Charlie: Well why don't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests and you need to get rid of these things!

Vaggie pointed to the egg bois and one of them shot a hole in the ceiling. Karma laughed and took a picture

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