A camera pointed at two demons fighting
Alastor: Well hello there you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?
The next shot showed the Hazbin hotel
Alastor: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter Charlotte Morningstar!
Charlie awkwardly waved at the camera
Alastor: Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things such as somewhat functional staff
Inside the hotel husk passed out on the bathroom floor table
Alastor: and 24 hour pest control
nifty tried to stab a few bugs with a needle
Alastor: Custom rooms and just look at this tacky parlor!
In the parlor some on the ceiling fell on the floor
Alastor: Enjoy riveting conversation with our only two residents!
Angel and Karma were sitting on the couch and both flipped off Alastor. Karma didn't even look away from her phone
Alastor: Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!
All that was a commercial Alastor showed to Charlie and Vaggie then he turned the TV off
Alastor: So what do you think?
Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?
Charlie: Uh Yeah. One note Alastor I mean first off thank you so much for making this seriously amazing! but um maybe the tone is a bit... off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look um...
Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad
Alastor: Funny I was going for hilarious!
Vaggie: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination which is the whole fucking point!
Charlie: Vaggie is right Alastor the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them!
Alastor: Well my dear I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show the proper medium to express oneself but you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement so I had a little fun with it
Vaggie: Oh fun? You had a little fun with it?
She stood up from the crouch
Vaggie: Well this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead you're mocking us! Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
Karma flew right next to Angel
Karma: I have plenty experience with spreading the word. Add a little bit of my own porn and demons will be begging to stay here
Angel tried not to laugh but karma ignored him
Vaggie: Karma you're a stripper
Karma: not anymore Charlie said that wasn't a 'redeeming' quality
Charlie: I'm glad you took my advice but-
Angel: Oh please a commercial needs the one and only angel dust! Not some retired stripper no one remembers
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The Story Of Hell
FanfictionMeet Karma who wants to be an overload and is only staying at the Hazbin Hotel to learn more about Alastor. As Karma spends more time at the hotel she starts to realize that maybe power isn't everything
