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Everyone was waiting for Charlie and Alastor in the parlor

Karma: ...I said we're doomed but did anyone listen? Noooo! So what the actual fuck are we going to do now?!

Vaggie: I... don't know

Nifty: so like where are your wings?

Vaggie: Nifty I don't have-

Angel: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings just like her lack of tits?

Nifty tugged at Vaggie's shirt

Nifty: Yeah where are your tits?

Vaggie pulled nifty off of her

Vaggie: Any other questions?

Husk: I got one how come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just-

Angel: Liars?

Vaggie: ...difficult

Karma: like you?

Angel and Karma fist bumped

Vaggie: But Charlie's trying her best

Husk: Yeah well her best is turning out real well so far

Angel: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another 'doomed to fail' plan?

Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure in our room... Alone

Karma: speaking of which there's something I've been meaning to ask... Who tops?

Angel: Oh good question!

Vaggie facepalmed but then suddenly all the lights became green

Karma: Oh fuck...

Vaggie: No! No!

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Both Karma and Vaggie burst in Charlie's room and saw Charlie shaking Alastor's hand

Alastor: Right on cue!

Vaggie: What did you do?! Let her go!

Karma's eyes went completely red

Karma: I can tear you apart if I wanted to asshole!

Charlie stood in front of them

Charlie: both of you Stop!

Vaggie: What? No... Charlie please tell me you didn't-

Charlie: I made a deal with Alastor

Karma: Why?

Alastor: Oh calm down. She still owns her soul.

Karma: I didn't ask you fucking creep

Charlie: He gave me info that can save the hotel but we're going to need help. The angels can be defeated and Carmilla is the key

Vaggie: What? Carmilla Carmine?

Karma: the weapons expert?

Charlie: She killed an exorcist in the last extermination. She knows how they can be harmed

Vaggie: But... I-I didn't even know that was possible..

Charlie: If you did would you have told me?

Karma: Ouch

Vaggie: Charlie I-

Charlie: I need you to go to her convince her to teach us. If she can we might have a chance

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