𝐞𝐮𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚 ★ 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

ੈ ﹒┆ ???→ "𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 "♡

     Confused, bored, and tired, you were walking around Inkopolis Plaza, looking for a place where you could sit down and process your entire life. You'd just got back from a Salmon Run shift and, lets just say, the shift was so bad, you had to sit down and think about it in silence for a couple of minutes. Luckily, Crusty Sean's shop wasn't far, so you decided to just sit down there and ponder. You saw a team of pink inklings sitting at a table, however you were too busy pondering and thinking about how bad that shift was to realize what team it was. You simply just rested your head on your hands and zoned out. "I can't fucking believe I went from Eggsecutive VP all the way to Profreshional +1 in literally under an hour." You mumbled to yourself, while slowly letting go of your head, letting it practically slam onto the table.

     Still stuck in your little session of thinking about your shift, an inkling came up to you, and patted you on your head. "What's wrong with you? You seem pretty depressed, Y/n!~" The inkling said, while practically hovering over you. You looked up to see it was one of your best friends, Aloha. You motioned for him to sit down with you, which he did. His team noticed this, and came to sit down with you as well. Considering how they wanted to know why you looked so emotionless and nearly depressed, you figured it'd be okay to rant to them about your shift. "I kid you fucking not I decided to do an hour worth of shifts at Grizzco, and when I tell you the teams were so bad, I mean it. It was always either crew wipe, everyone wanted to clown off and have a squid party, there were glowflies and everyone died immediately, when there was only one player left and the last player wasn't saving people when they had a perfect opportunity to, or I was the only one collecting eggs and killing salmanoids ,while everyone basically did nothing. I went from Eggsecutive VP to Profreshional +1 in only an hour." You ranted.