Soviet Onion & Silly Third Rich Reacts 2 Their Ship

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The dead countries spawned in a white void room, confused, Soviet looks behind him //because he feels like someones there// and sees Third Reich.

"Oh, it's you." Soviet didn't like communicating to Third, he doesn't like to because of what Third Reich has done.

"What? Still didn't get over it?" Third Reich asked, now annoyed.

"No, stupid shit ass." Soviet already WANTED to beat the living fuck out of this dead country.

"Yeah whatever, anyways where the fucking hell are we?" Third looked around, it was all just... white void.

"Are you blind or stupid? We are in a white void room." Soviet spat, gosh HE CAN'T STAND BEING AROUND THIS BITCH ANYMORE.

"Yeah i figured that out before you said that." Third Reich flicked his black-white demon tail, sticking his tongue out at Soviet.

it's DIFFICULT holding the urge to just FIGHT HIM.

Before he could even try attacking the smaller country,  an image appeared in front of Soviet.

"What's this shit supposed to be?" Soviet pointed to the image, why is he having a normal conversation with Third here?

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"What's this shit supposed to be?" Soviet pointed to the image, why is he having a normal conversation with Third here?

"I don't like seeing his ugly ass face." Third Reich looked away, lifting his demon wings up.

"Shut up, shark teeth." Soviet REALLY wanted to beat his ass.

"The image is supposed to be a 'ship' of you two." A voice said, in a disgusted tone.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Soviet cursed, he backed away from the image, but that made him step closer to Third so he stepped back to where he stood.

"NAAAHHHHH THATS P3D0! IM STILL A MINOR-" Third Reich covered his face.

"UHM HE'S 12 AND I'M 69- WHAT THE FUCK." Soviet took out a hammer and threw it to the TV.

"Nahhhh uhm, tschüss cruel world." Third Reich took out a gun and shot himself on the head, he fell to the ground.

Stupid, he's gonna regenerate after 5 minutes.

Oh well.

Soviet was gonna get Third's gun and shoot himself but before he could do that, a voice stopped him.

"Hey! Wait! I need you to rate this one." The voice said.

"0/10000, bye bitches." Soviet shot himself and fell to the ground.

Then they both disappeared.

"Bruh i need another TV." The creator was now getting sick oh this, she's waisting her money on new TVs.

"That's sad, maybe try putting their items away next time." The creator's Russian friend said.

"Good idea-" Now, the creator felt dumb.

Give me more random ahh ships.

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