This ship isn't too bad-
The two idio- I mean, countries, Portugal and Spain, were playing football (SUCK IT AMERICAN BITCHE- okay jkjk I'm also part American and use "soccer" 😭) outside in the soccer court.
That was until Brazil came running to their court with Mexico tagged along.
"DADS!!!! ARE Y'ALL GAY FOR EACH OTHER??????" Brazil asked through the fence, Portugal kicked the ball to the soccer net and made it in since Spain was distracted.
"No, I'm bisexual but I'm not gay for him-" Portugal pointed out, but noticed Mexico's frown. "But....." Portugal added in, "I can be gay for your dad if I wanna."
"QUE?!" Spain yelled.
"¡ALETÉJATE DE MI PAPÁ, MALDITO PORTUGUÉS!" Mexico yelled, he yelled at Portugal so many times to "STOP BEING SO CHUMMY" with Spain.
Spain is my best friend, and I can HANG OUT WITH HIM WHENEVER I WANT, MEXICO! I CAN ALSO DO/SAY WHATEVER I CHOOSE TO DO! (I'm gonna explain their relationship /Mexico's and Portugal's/ in another book later lol)
Brazil ignored Mexico's fury, and entered the court as he opened the gate, pulling his phone out of his pocket.
Portugal noticed Brazil searching something up in his phone.
Spain approached the two, and Mexico decided to follow Brazil into the court.
"Out of curiosityyyyyyyyyyyyyy," Brazil started, Portugal and Spain couldn't see what Brazil has searched up, but Mexico can, and he looked so dead inside.
Which was pretty funny for Portugal.
"What do you rate your ship out of ten?" Brazil asked, showing them a photo (I'm not about to stuff my storage with these shits anymore THANK YOU, you can go search them up yourself-) of their ship.
Ah, so that's why Mexico looks dead inside.
"Hmmm, 8/10" Portugal said (HAAAA-).
"8/10, it would actually work out but I really only see Portugal as a friend." Spain explained, he didn't even seem to bother the photo.
"Thanks dads!!" Brazil grabbed his half-North American brother on the arm (Mexico) and dragged him out of the court.
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING JESUS PORTUGAL, ¡ESA META NO TE CUENTA MALDITO IDIOTA!" Spain yelled, kicking the ball to Portugal's face.
Yes I actually kinda like this ship but no.
I want them 2 be best friends and I need someone to at least annoy someone else so I chose Mexico to be annoyed by Portugal
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