Just give me some random ahh ships that exist and I'll make them react to it.
(Sorry if you ship these...)
Book cover ain't mine. (Imao thats silly Soviet Onion beating up silly Third Rich)
America sat down on his gaming chair, he wanted to try something...
He clicked on safari and typed in; Countryhumans America x..
Holy shit.
There were so many searches- the top five were..
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Ugh.
Of course it was Russia! Do people really LOVE RUSAME?!
AND WHY IS TOP TWO USSR-
WHY IS TOP THREE CANADA?! WHAT DID MY BROTHER DO?!
CHINA. (Fuc u -Ameirica)
What if I try...
America cleared his mind for a moment before typing in; Countryhumans America x Russia
I fucked up
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The bottom.
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"WHAT THE ACTUAL BIDENARY FUCK?!" America cussed, he felt like wheezing but he wants to see someone else suffer.
Oh! I know who to call actually..
America pulled out his phone and called the Russian Empire.
"Hey royal Rusky!" America yelled at the phone, probably breaking RE's ears.
"What the heck Amerika?! What is it?!" RE's voice sounded far and irritated, but America didn't care.
"Teleport to my house or smth! I need a show you some horr- I mean, JUST COME!!" America hung up and waited two seconds.
A tall figure, or rather a stressed-tired looking Russian tsar-man appeared in front of America.
I forgot how tall this dude is- Jesus!
"Broski look-" America nudged RE over to the computer, tho RE wasn't too fond of the modern day shit. He's still a 18-1910s guy.
"Countryhumans America x Russian Empire... Are you serious?" RE looked back at America, giving him a bored look. "I literally got shipped with the German Empire, now you?"
"What if I click on it-"
"АМЕРИКА НЕТ!!!-"
It was too late.
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"OH SHIT WE STARTING OFF FLIRTY AND TOUCHY-" America coughed, looking back at RE, who looked dead inside and tired of this world.
Why is frqamv3 there
Frqamv3 = France samethingi
"Америка, пожалуйста остановись." RE said, I don't know what the eagle he said so-
"OH-"
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"СУКА IM LEAVING!" RE yelled, before he disappeared, America managed to say something he was pretty sure RE heard...
"Canihavepermissiontofuckyourson- USSR NOT ALASKA NORFINLAND BITC-"
He disappeared.
Man I actually wanted to stick a sickle up USSR's a-
UPDATE:
RE once adopted Finland, so he technically has three sons.. 👀
/go away kingdom of Sweden- I think.. Was it that Sweden that had Finland, and then RE took Finland from that Sweden?
(I gotta stop watching other "1700S COUNTRYHUMANS REACT TO THE TUCKUGN FUTURE (WARNING: SHIPSS, CUSSINY, MEMTIOSN OF THE USS4 AND THIRD TEICH 👹👹👹👹)
Im only doing USSRxAmerica bcuz I find it funny 😍😍
UPDATE:
I hate myself (DONT TAKE SERIOSULY)
I now give RE and the freaking US of A ship a 7/10
Decent/
At least their ages aren't THaT far by 100 or 200 😃
yes I'm talking to you RusAme shippers and other US of A x other "young countries" like Japan, Vietnam, GERMANY, CHINA, USSR, SOUTH/NORTH KOREA...(talking abt when the modern day countries I listen got their independence, not when it actually started.. EX: Russia got their independence in December 26, 1991)
Fuck
And others like Great Britain.. Canada.. Aussie... New Zealand.. 😃 (English Family)
