Bruh Antarctica isn't even personified in this AU 😐
"Uhhhhhhhh they are not even personified here???" Greenland looked around, he was the only one in the void.. Yep, no sign of a personified Antarctica.
Suddenly, someone spawned in front of Greenland.
"SHI-"
"So ouhm, who're you? What's that?" Antarctica asked, then looking around the void.
"I personified them just for a Lil bit, now hurry up pls mf"
"I don't even know this person well, they aren't even personified and I'm sure my dad will kill them." Greenland sighed (in not having much friends, I don't feel you 💀).
"0/10, just met em."
PERSONIFIED ANTARCTICA VER:
"Bru they just my other friend from the south." Greenland sighed.
"Yah, I don't see him like a lover.. Plus, I'd rather make out with the penguins ngl, some of them kinda fine." Antarctica sat down, thinking about the penguin language..
Greenland gazed down at his weird-like friend...
Is that what happens when you can barely communicate with other countries outside and don't have much life in your land?
"4.5/10, my bff is pretty fine tho." Antarctica said, then added-
"Would still date those penguins than him-"
"OKAY I'll give it a 2.5/10, would be higher if you weren't that weird man." Greenland said, another reason was because he's technically Denmark..
"Also, I'd never cheat on Pengy, my penguin bf, my last few bfs got eaten by a killer whale or smth.. Smh....😔"
-Antarctica
"Bro wtf is wrong with you?"
"E V E R Y T H I N G -"
"Damn."
Lmao
Actually tho, 5/10.. Mainly bc Antarctica isn't even a country and it doesn't even have enemies...
-right?
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RandomJust give me some random ahh ships that exist and I'll make them react to it. (Sorry if you ship these...) Book cover ain't mine. (Imao thats silly Soviet Onion beating up silly Third Rich)