6. Don't stop me now

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A   m i d d l e   a g e d   w o m a n
Ernie Adler wird einen englischen Vers über die Uhr erzählen!

L i t t l e   N e s t y     in a ridiculous lion costume
Cock, cock, a useful tool
To keep track of time and not be fool.
Cock, cock, it helps us all...
All...
Uhm...
To know when it's time to work
And when we should fall!
Yes... uhm.
Cock, cock, it's a guide
To keep us on time and not become a snide.
Cock, cock, it's a must
To keep us on time
And not make us feel like a... irgendwas.

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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ YOUR FANCY IDOLS FOR THE NEAR FUTURE .𖥔 ݁ ˖

The amazing members of the amazing jury

A r c h i e   C o n n o r
He's good in chess, I suppose

N e s t y
He's good in every manly masculine sport

V a l e n t i n e   H o t l i n e s
He sucks even in chess. He sucks in general

M i c h e l l e   L e v y
You know the answer

Matilda Magorian

M a t i l d a   M a g o r i a n
Plays gorodki with a bottle

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M a t i l d a    M a g o r i a n
So, the people arrived
At our Drill Tabor today.
Now they chill on the bank and inside
Of this house and, I guess, wanna stay.
But fifty of them gonna leave like right now.
When the judges get here already.
They will use real yacht. It's just wow!
I know, Archie looks brave and trendy.

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A r c h i e    C o n n o r
Michelle, you're sure you are fine?

N e s t y
I bet, if not, nobody'll notice.

V a l e n t i n e    H o t l i n e s
Come on, my dear, she is bright!

N e s t y
Why you're not sick?
I'm disappointed.

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A r c h i e    C o n n o r
Valley was posing like a pirate or something.
Ernie just smiled and Michelle just threw up.
Colleagues of a dream. Every day's like a party.
They at least didn't swim.
Thanks their brain cells and God.

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A r c h i e   C o n n o r
Valley, you're telling me nonsense.
You saw her eyebrows? They are fine!

V a l e n t i n e   H o t l i n e s
But, you see, it ruins all the concepts!

N e s t y
You cannot be that silly, Hotlines...

V a l e n t i n e   H o t l i n e s
Shut up and better help me!

N e s t y
Hotlines, you cannot win.
Eyebrows, eyelashes. You see it?

V a l e n t i n e   H o t l i n e s
I'll throw you in the sea!

A r c h i e   C o n n o r
Valley, it's a river

N e s t y
Then why's Michelle seasick?

V a l e n t i n e    H o t l i n e s
And what about her armpits?
Or legs? You take your pick!

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