A list of short conversations between you and our favourite sniper
Usopp: It seems dangerous in here.... Let's hold hands.
(Y/n): Usopp, this is a trampoline park-
Usopp, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Luffy, pulling out an Uno card: +4
(Y/n), pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Chopper, trembling: What are we playing
(Y/n): If I had a penny for every time that someone said I was reckless and dangerous, ya know what I would do?
Usopp: Hire a babysitter because you're too reckle-
(Y/n) Fill my socks with pennies and sock em' in the face!
Usopp and (Y/n): *cuddling in bed with their foreheads touching*
(Y/n): *sneezes*
Usopp: *jumps in surprise and falls off bed*
Usopp: You bought a taco?
(Y/n): Yes
Usopp: From the same truck that hit Nami?!
(Y/n), with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving isn't going to help her
Usopp: STOP TALKING!
(Y/n): FINE!
(Y/n): *aggressively uses sign language*
(Y/n): Not to frighten anyone, but someone here is possessed by an owl
Usopp: Who?!
(Y/n): *narrows eyes*
Usopp: (Y/n), what was that noise??
(Y/n): Uh- my shirt fell
Usopp: It sounded a little heavier than that....
(Y/n): I was-I was in it....
Luffy: Where's (Y/n)?
Usopp: Don't worry, I'll find them
Usopp:, shouting: Chopper sucks!
(Y/n), distantly: Chopper is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Usopp: Found them.
Usopp: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
(Y/n): *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Usopp: Holy moly-
Usopp: H-Hey um why a-am I shaking??
You: Oh, your skeleton is about to hatch!
Usopp: My W-WHAT?!
Zoro: You're just having a panic attack
Usopp: *still shaking* Oh, ok
Usopp: Smells like wrongdog in here
(Y/n): What's wrongdog?
Usopp: *sobbing* everything
Usopp: (Y/n), what are you doing??
(Y/n): Helping Luffy look for his chicken nuggets I ate an hour ago
Usopp: So, how's the prettiest person in the world doing?
(Y/n): *barely spares Usopp a glance*
(Y/n): *casually* I don't know, how are you?
Usopp: *voice cracks* I'm fine
(Y/n): I have very high standard, I only fall in love with graceful-
Usopp: *stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two cats, and landing flat on his face*
(Y/n): ...
(Y/n): I want that one
Usopp: Hey babe I'm-
Usopp: ...
Usopp: Why is our marriage certificate on fire?
(Y/n): Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!!!
˖ ⋆ ˚𓆝 ˖ ｡ ⋆ 𓈒 𓆟 ˖ ⋆˚°𓆞 ˚ ｡ ⋆
"We may or may not be hiding in a cabinet and we may or may not be squished against each other"
˖ ⋆ ˚𓆝 ˖ ｡ ⋆ 𓈒 𓆟 ˖ ⋆˚°𓆞 ˚ ｡ ⋆
"I fell onto your lap on accident oh god you're so close now I can't breathe"
˖ ⋆ ˚𓆝 ˖ ｡ ⋆ 𓈒 𓆟 ˖ ⋆˚°𓆞 ˚ ｡ ⋆
"You'd have to be stupid to fall for me"
"Did you just call me stupid?"
"What?"
"What...?"
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One Piece One-Shots
FanficDive into the world of One Piece with this collection of one shots and imagines featuring your favorite one piece characters! This book will include one shots that take place in the anime, the live action, and alternate realities. So whether you're...
