A list of short conversations between you and Luffy
Luffy: Raccoons have people hands
You: Or do we have raccoon hands?
(Y/n): Luffy, please calm down
Luffy: I asked for two large fries!
Luffy: *dumps fries onto table*
Luffy: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Luffy: I think I've made a mistake
You: This is nothing new
(Y/n): Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type
Luffy, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
(Y/n): Perfect
Luffy: Guys, I think I fucked up again
(Y/n): *narrating* he said, with surprise in his voice for some unknown reason
(Y/n): I have officially hit rock bottom.
Luffy: Well, when you start sinking to the center of the earth grab my hand and bring me with you. I'll gladly follow you there
Luffy: A fly flew into my ear!! I think it's going to eat my brain!
You: *gasps*
You: I'm worried about the fly starving to death in there
Marines: What are your names?
Luffy: Don't tell them, (Y/n)!
Marines: Okay, one of you is (Y/n) and you?
You: See what you did Luffy?! Now we're caught and it's your fault!
Marines: *writing this down* Okay, (y/n) and Luffy.... You're under arrest!
You and Luffy: ...
(Y/n): I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning!
Luffy: This is a lie.
Luffy: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Luffy: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS
Luffy: Isn't the moon beautiful tonight?
You: Yeah, it is...
You: *whispers to Sanji* I don't have the heart to tell him it was a tortilla I threw at the window...
You: Luffy, what's your computer password?
Luffy: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLewyDeweyDublin
You: What kind of password is that??
Luffy: Well, it said I had to use 8 characters and a capital!
Luffy: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*
You, filming: Just push harder!
Luffy: *getting 8 hours of sleep minimum each night* I am so awake and ready and pumped for the day! The sun is bright and beautiful! I am so happy to be alive!!
(Y/n): *twitches* I've had roughly 30 minutes of sleep the past five days and now I can smell sounds, please kill me
(Y/n): I said I wanted McDonalds!
Luffy: And I bought you McDonalds!
(Y/n): I meant a meal, Luffy, not the company!
Luffy: ...
(Y/n): *sigh* This is so embarrassing...
Luffy: Your legs look great in those pants
You: You should see me without them
Luffy: Why would you take your legs off?
Luffy: How much is the horse tornado?
You: It's a carousel-
Luffy: Either way, I want it
(Y/n): Can you cut me some slack, Luffy? I'm sort of in love
Luffy: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem
(Y/n): I'm in love with you!
Luffy: *blushes* Oh... That brings me in the loop a little
Luffy: *seductively takes off glasses*
Luffy: Wow...
(Y/n): *blushes* Haha... what?
Luffy: You're really fucking blurry
(Y/n): Damn, the power went out
Luffy: Don't worry, I got this
Luffy: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
(Y/n): What-?
Luffy: I swallowed a glow stick!
(Y/n), on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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"There's no 'i' in team but there is one in pizza!"
"So you're not going to share?"
"I'm not going to share."
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"(Y/n), there's something I need to ask you-"
"Finally! You're proposing!"
"How'd you know?"
"Luffy, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner. I even picked it up once."
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"Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit."
"Fruits that do live up to their names?"
"Orange."
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One Piece One-Shots
FanficDive into the world of One Piece with this collection of one shots and imagines featuring your favorite one piece characters! This book will include one shots that take place in the anime, the live action, and alternate realities. So whether you're...
