Are you going to come and save me? \\BSD x reader//

--Chapter_2--

The last year has passed like a blur and on August 11 you reached the age of 15. (When Dazai found out you were born the same year as you, he said he was 'utterly shocked' that such a shortie was his age, which you slapped him silly for saying.) Rintarou's plan of becoming the port mafia boss was a huge success, with you and Dazai as his witnesses. Most of the mafia thought it really was the old Mafia boss's will to pass it to his doctor though some were smart enough to be suspicious. After all, who hands his entire organization to his doctor? (Stupid people/j) Well not that it mattered anyway.

There has recently been some rumors about the old boss passing down the organization to Rintarou. Most of them being the accurate accusation that the past boss wouldn't just pass his title to his doctor, which only the people with actual brains suspect. Then there is this rumor about the old boss and some random make-believe god named 'Arahabaki', which to me sound like complete doe, and the people who believe that must have nuts in their skulls. Of course, all other beings of this world can't ever match your level of intellect (A/N: Like literally, your IQ is 250, your smarter than ranpo!). Surprisingly, Rintarou is making you and the suicidal maniac go on a mission because of this problem.

"The reason I'm making you and my lovely dear n/n-chan go on this mission", he starts, " is because 1/3 of the entire organization believe the whole Arahabaki rumor s if these sightings continue, then I'm afraid the Port Mafia will have a war amongst ourselves and nothing, but ashes will be left". You mentally laughed in your small Lolita dress. Sounds like complete shi-take, you thought. Though you were glad Rintarou was allowing you on a mission, since this would be atleast a week without having to be with him 24/7. You and Dazai bowed slightly and exited the room, as you let out a sigh of relief. The brunette, being the bandage obssessed boy he is, teased you for this.

"Oh, was our 'lovely dear n/n-chan' nervous", he says, trying to imitate Rintarou, cackling soon after. As you resisted the urge to smash his face into the white walls and give his teeth knuckle sandwich, you responded, calmly and cooly. "Of course not, Dazai-sama" you said with a very authentic fake smile on your face, "I'm doing just peachy". You mentally cringed at your choice of words but you had planned all of this. After all, these emotions and thoughts you were narrating were nothing but fake. You were quite literally a psychopath, who was able to act emotions on command to not draw attention to yourself and blend in like a normal citizen. Of course, th3 r3@d3rs sh0uld @lr3@dy kn0w th1s, s1nc3 b00ks d0nt h@ve f33l1ngs.

Yes, since you were quite literally the book ( at least your ability is), you were not able to die and you knew the future, you also had the ability to change it. Though so far you had no thoughts on doing so since you found Fukuchi's plan mildly amusing and that Fyodor deserved to burn in hell, though you did feel a bit fake sympathy for Nikolai who lost his liberty, and your future 'child', Sigma. Ah, Sigma is way to innocent for a 3 year old, since he was made with the intellect of the greatest criminal minds that ever lived. Ah right this is the mission where Dazai meets Chuuya. You grinned a smile without emotion, its time for soukoku to meet, its time for the devastating rivals to band together.

And now back to the plot. You and Dazai made it to Suribachi City, which looked like a city full of slums. As Hirotsu and Dazai started to walk from the stairs you smiled and started counting down.

5

"Hey Dazai, we need you down here."

4

"*Groans*, do i really have to?"

3

"We are in need of your assistance."

2

"Fine, Fine, I'm coming"

You smiled.

1

CRASH

The brunette was up against the broken wall, with a 5'2 male ginger ontop of him.

Bingo

A/N: Sorry that this is shorter than the first chapter, I have a lot of homework to do, though I promise that all other chapters will be at least 1500 words (first chapter was 1800+ words). To make it up, I will try to double upload next week or make the chapter extra-long. I love you guys. Take care of yourselves and make sure to eat and drink (none of us fanfic readers get good sleep TwT). Bye!

-Ai Hoshino

Word Count: 766 (not counting A/N)