Are you going to come and save me? \\BSD x reader//

--Chapter3--

(simps ) : Author

simps: Fake personality you/ memory-loss author/ human-you

[REDACTED] : 0mn1pr3s3nt Sh3

Word count: 1218

Dazai was lurched into the wall by some unseen force, immediately breaking the wall by the force of impact. "Dazai-san!", Hirotsu yells out of alarm. As the smoke cleared, a young boy, looking 12 at best, appeared stepping on Dazai. He had deep ginger hair and azure blue eyes. He seemed to be enjoying himself, since he was cackling bits of laughter as he spoke. "This is perfect, A kid", the ginger snared, "The Port Mafia must be really desperate for people". The brunette looked straight into the smaller boys eyes and replied, "I hate pain, you know?". You mentally rolled your eyes, clearly not surprised that even in a life or death situation, he still goofed around in his own way. The smile on the gingers face disappeared and was replaced with a cold expression. "I'll give you two options", the shorter boy said, "Die now or die after you give me information, either's fine". Dazai, being the suicidal maniac he is calmly replies, "Kill me now then, All the better if you can kill me comfortably". You remain unfazed, since you have gotten used to Dazai's antics over the past year, though to the man on top of him, its probably annoying.

As you expected, the ginger sneered. "What are you just a Suicidal brat?"."Your a brat too", the brunette responded almost immediately. You giggled softly, not being able to keep in your laughter since the smaller boy had just perfectly described the brunette. Hirotsu turned to you alarmed from the noise,

your face still expressionless so the older man turns his gaze back to the other boys. The ginger suddenly says, "I'm not just any brat, unlike you". You were about to step in as the smaller boy asks, "Why don't you tell me about this 'Arabahaki' that your snooping on?", though you got the feeling he was not asking. The brunette, still staring into the gingers eyes, says, "Arahabaki huh?", his mouth then turning into a sly smile as he continued, "I see. Arahabaki". "You know about it don't you?" "No, never heard of it".The ginger quickly picked his leg up from the brunettes chest, and kicked Dazai in the face, then returning his leg to its earlier place. " Those who step into the Sheep's territory will be met with fierce retaliation", Dazai says, "I see, so your the king of the sheep. Nakahara Chuuya the gravity manipulator". Your eyes silently twitched, the only thing the brunette can see is the ginger (Aka, chuuya, fruity much?), you didn't know if they were being fruity or just plain into each other. At least that's what your fake personality would think.

'Nakahara's' voice ripped through the air as he yelled, "I'm not a king! I just happen to have a card up my sleeve."." I see, your a cocky over-confident child.". You giggled pretty loudly after that, finding the brunette's remark as 'absolutely hilarious'. The shorter boy Chuuya and brunette Dazai were quick to notice this. Apon hearing your reaction, the ginger yelled, "And who the hell are you? Is the Port Mafia so desperate that they would make a 5 year old a mafioso?". You smiled at Chuuya's response, your sickly sweet doll voice like a deathly poison. No wonder the brunette sometimes called you Belladonna. "Hello, Nakahara!", you said in you dollish voice as you did a little curtsy, "or can I call you Chuuya? Oh well I'm delighted to make your acquaintance!". Nakahara was momentarily shocked at your dolly voice then his face made a scowl. "Why the fuck would the Port Mafia kidnap a fucking kid and make them one of their asses!", it was clear that the ginger was convinced that your physical age was that of a 5 year old. Your body was still that of a 15 year old, you only looked smaller due to Rintarou's Antics. Though your mind was only 2 year's old. It always annoyed you when the brunette said you looked like a 5 year old playing dress up.

Nakahara's antics didn't annoy you for some reason though, so you smiled a nice pretty smile and replied to his not-so child appropriate words. You used a childish doll voice as you pouted, "I may not look like it but I'm 15!, physically of course. I was born in a 13 year old body. I've mentally just turned 2 this year!". Nakahara's eye's widened at your statement, wondering if you were lying but concluded that you were telling the truth. The brunette was also surprised to here that you were only 2, for all your genius, he didn't expect you to be so young. He quickly covered up his surprise though, since this is still the Dazai you (SIMPS) know and love. (Callin all yall out!). The ginger grit his teeth, angry the Port Mafia would stoop so low, lower than a p3doph1le. Out of his anger, he wrapped his arm around you, his hand on your chest, and pulled you closer to him, as if to protect you from the brunette and the black lizard commander. You slightly gasped from surprise as your back was against Chuuya's chest, which made it look like a romantic gesture since you were a bit shorter than the boy. Nakahara suddenly yelled, "You psycho's! Taking a freaking child into the Port Mafia! She's coming with me".

Your cheeks were a slight shade of rose gold, which painted your cheeks and made you look lovelier, like a painting by Da Vinci (I GOT RIZZZZZZZZ). The brunette seemed to notice this and his eyes narrowed, annoyed at the gingers grip on you and your reaction. This situation was like one of a K-drama, which is what she who was watching thought...

???POV:

["It seems she's just met Arahabaki's vessel, how delightful."]

[She says as her eyes then start glowing, words appearing in them]

["It seems its time to write a new chapter, hmmm what book should I write more of?]

[She thought for a second as she suddenly snapped her fingers and a book appeared in her hands, labeled 'Bungo Stray Dogs', and where the authors name was supposed to by, it simply said 'Omnipresent She'.]

["I should write a new chapter in here, I'll just write in Chainsaw man, BEAST, Jujutsu Kaizen, Kimetsu no Yaiba, and the others later. Hmm lets see what should I write? Aha I've got it!"]

[Suddenly a unique looking pen appeared in her hand as she started writing]

["Lets see... lets create a character named Fyodor Doestvoesky. He'll have black raven hair and red violet eyes. I've already created the people who shall be his fellow partners in crime. Nikolai Gogol, Bram, Fukuchi. All that is left is to purposely leave a page in his possession so he can create my child Sigma"]

["These characters will make up the DOA, who will try to end the world. Even though Atsushi and Akutagawa, Chuuya and Dazai will finish the beginning of my great attack, this is all to challenger her"]

["Lets see how much she has improved. And if she ever says I never did anything for her she's lying."]

["After all, I would always treat myself well]