--Chapter_4--

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DAZAI POV:

Me and the short gravity manipulator walked down the halls as Rimbadau was using his ability to constrain the gingers hands and feet, so he could walk but couldn't use his ability to harm anyone. [name]-chan was called into Mori's office a while before this. While she was walking she mumbled something about a 'emu otori' and 'weird ass wonderlandxshowtime cosplay', but I didn't fully understand what she meant. Ah, [name]-chan~ I wonder if she would be willing to commit double-suicide with me? I would just trick her into doing it but knowing her she'll just make me think she fell for it and trick me into buying her cake....

Though I could put poison into her cake but knowing her she probably built a tolerance to any poisons I could buy, if not all poisons. I imagine Mori would make her build tolerance, due to his crazy antics. Ah [name]-chan is such in interesting mystery. Maybe I could convince her to do double-suicide with me. Ah this makes me want to sing my favorite song. Plus it would annoy Chuuya...

"Won-Won, yeeah

Shinjū wa hitori de wa dekinai

Futari nara dekiru

Shinjū, Shinjū, shi-shi-Shinjū-"

"SHUT UP YOU FREAKIN SUICIDAL MANIAC!"

I smiled but stopped since we were at the doors of Mori's office. As a opened the door's I saw something I never thought I would ever see In this life, and for the first time in my life, I blushed. There she was, [name]-chan was in front of Mori, still singing since I don't think she noticed us since I opened the door quietly, as she wore a cute cosplay dress that looked like it belonged in a themepark. And everyone was quiet as a mouse as she was singing and dancing.

"nanigoto mo omoidori ni wa iki mase nichi

soshite 、 sono koto de jibun wa nikuma zu ni haira re mase nichi

kazoe kire nai hodo no itami ya kanashimi kara mi wa kakusu tame ni

watashi wa kensaku ni dekake mashi ta

kakure rareru basho no tame ni

iwa darake no sakeme no naka ni iya tai

soshite 、 taiyo ya gatsu wa ki ni se zu ni nemuru

somosomo 、 naze watashi wa umare te ki ta no ka ?

watashi ni wa wakari mase nichi 、 sore wa imi ga ari mase nichi

shikashi 、 sono you ni omoeru kamo shire mase nichi ga 、

sore wa 、 anata ga sarani idai ni naru nouryoku wa motsu te iru koto wa imi shi masu

soshite 、 sono riyuu wa o tsutae shi masu

sou desu

watashi tachi kamiodoriji ga iu you ni

watashi tachi no subete no meirei de

dare mo ga chikyuu wa aishi te iya masu

non de utaou u !

minna 、 youki ni

sonnani waruku nai desu

tamani

sou desu 、 kita kara minami he

migi kara hidari he

chikyuu wa aishi te iru mono ga aru

michi wa nukarun de iru kamo shire mase nichi

shikashi 、 watashi tachi wa mada mae wa mukai te aruku koto ga deki masu

madamada michinori wa nagai

watashi wa tadai kouhei nani ningen de ari tai dake desu

soshite 、 hoka no minna mo onaji ni nari tai to negatsu te iru to kakushin shi te iya masu

kashi no imi : shika shi 、 watashi no kokoro no musuu no fukanzen sa

sore ga mainichi watashi wa kurushime te iya masu

watashi wa naze umare ta no ka ?

kiseki to yoberu desho u ka

shikashi 、 sore wa tannaru guuzen ni sugi mase nichi

dakar 、 jitsuwa imi ga nai nichi darou u nani a ...

shikashi 、 anata wa ijimeru otoko ga iya tara

sore wa anata ga hijou ni subarashii hito de aru koto wa imi shi masu

soshite 、 sono riyuu wa o tsutae shi masu

sou desu

watashi tachi kamiodoriji ga iu you ni

watashi tachi no subete no meirei de

dare mo ga chikyuu wa aishi te iya masu

warau to

soshite 、 anata mo warai masu

subete wa yurusa reru

sou desu 、 onnanoko mo otokonoko mo

shizen ni aishiau

sonna kanji de 、 sekai wa mawari tsuzukeru

michi wa nukarun de iru kamo shire mase nichi ga 、 soredemo mae wa mukai te aruki masho u

madamada michinori wa nagai

hontouni taisetsu nani mono

igai nani koto ni 、 ikken kachi no nai mono no naka ni iru no desu

dakar 、 issho ni ijiri masho u

soshite 、 oogoe de warai nagara 、 fuku wa nui de odoru

sou desu

watashi tachi kamiodoriji ga iu you ni 、 watashi tachi no arayuru meirei de

motto motto jibun wa suki ni nareru

kagami wa mi te kudasai .yoyaku wakatsu ta desho ?

kimi wa minna wa kagayaka seru hikari

sou desu

watashi tachi kamiodoriji ga iu you ni

minasan 、 arigatou gozai mashi ta

watashi wa hontouni chikyuu ga daisuk desu

hana wa saka seyo u

kyodai nani mono

tengoku made todoku hodo no kyodai nani mono !

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I look amazed her vocal cords could go that high and that she was flexible enough to do all those poses. The fact that she had enough stamina to do the whole dance while singing in Japanese is insane, and in that dress.... Well 100 out of 10 since the view was amazing...

Overall well worth the watch, but its time to make our Prescence known. "Wow, [name]-chan, you would be an excellent strip- COUGH" Chuuya head-butted me in the stomach at the last second. "Ow, Geez do all gingers have anger issues?". "Be quiet you lousy suicidal bandage kit! Your such a bratty moron. *sigh* Well thanks for the performance uh... [name]-chan? kun? whatever you want to be called.". Though it was faint, I saw a blush on Chuuya's face, and I have never wanted to murder him more, though I'll refrain since [name]-chan is here. Oh that's right [name]-chan... She's probably red as a

strawbaby right now. I turned to [name]-chan too see a marvelous sight. There she stood, her (BOOTY) cheeks flushed as her face made an adorable embarrassed expression. And in that adorable dress? priceless. Of course a little teasing would make this all the more adorable. Hehehe.  I'm going to enjoy making her mine so much. Ah yes though teasing  her first would be the correct way to go......

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