Kade

Chapter Three - Kade Crotch Germs

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Chapter Three - Kade Crotch Germs

"I swear to fuck I am going to strangle you!" he snapped. We both froze. Wrong choice of words. "You know what I meant."

I gave my head another shake. "Nope. Nope. Nopety nope. It's my house, my rules."

He threw his hands up in exasperation, falling back on my sofa. "Women."

I scowled. "Don't be so sexist."

    "Why am I always the bad guy?" he muttered to himself.

It had been an hour since the happening. I had fetched the first aid kit and then I cleaned his knuckles. He didn't make a single sound until I applied the alcoholic wipe to the deepest cut and a hiss escaped through his teeth. It turned me on, I'm not going to lie.

Kade had then managed to raid my fridge and make himself at home pretty well while I put the first aid kit away, but suddenly became the hulk when I refused to watch an action film.

  "I don't like action, it's too predictable," I said for the hundredth time.

He just stared at the ceiling in frustration, like a child.

  "They're too unrealistic," I continued. I didn't like making him angry, mainly because he stopped talking to me and I adored his voice.

  "Can't we just watch something nice? Like a Disney film?" I pleaded.

He turned his head to narrow his eyes on my pout, silent for a painful minute as he debated his answer, and then heaved a sigh, turning away. "Only because you look fucking adorable right now."

I blushed, not having expected such a comment. I tore my eyes from his face and reached for Monsters Inc.

    "How are you feeling, by the way? You haven't really been...freaking out as much as you kind of should," he murmured, brows tugging together as he studied the way I held myself.

I glanced his way, flattered by his concern. "I'm ok...I mean, I don't think I would feel that safe if you weren't here. Not that I need you here, you can go whenever you like, but it...fuck I talk too much."

He threw a pillow at me, but I hit it before it could me, somehow adopting incredible reflexes.

  "That was uncalled for," I snapped, throwing it back at him with a grin on my face.

He caught it without even looking and did the unimaginable. He rubbed it against his crotch and then hurled it back at me. This time it hit me square in the face as I was so stunned.

He cackled like a sexy, oh lord very sexy, witch.

I screamed like a wailing banshee, wiping my mouth and face.

My cat appeared out of nowhere and I seized her and ran my hands over her grey fur. "I'm so sorry, Elli, but you've been diagnosed with Kade Crotch Germs."

She purred, rubbing her neck against me.

  "Urgh you traitor," I teased, scratching her under the chin. She purred harder.

    "What can I say, no pussy can resist me," Kade told me, abruptly sitting up and studying the way I scratched her neck.

I gave him a flat look. "You're looking at an entire person who can."