Billie joe ran 23794617878397 miles awy from his house, stopping to catch him breath. He looked down at his chair and figured maybe this wasn't a very good idea. Saddened he went back home, this time it onyl taking 20 mintes.
He was so sad that even his mom did not care about poor Sink Faucet. He felt a thouh he as failed as a father to his super awesome chair. He sighed and locked himself in his room.
"Okay Sink Faucet, we are going to make you look super duper cool today." Billie joe grabed a crayola marker and drew a funny face on Sink Faucet. Because billie joe is a sdum child he did no tknow that crayola markers were washable and stuff. He put a lot of detail into the face and when he was done, he sat up proudly and admired his work.
"Billie joe!!!!!" Billie Joe's mom bust into the room and scolded Billie. "You need to put that chair outsdie right now! I'm sorry, but those plastic chairs are outside chairs!" She took his chair and tossed it out the window.
"NOOOOO!!!!!!" Billie joe cried, throwing a temper tantrum that his chair was taken away from him.
"I am sorr Billie Joe but you need to keep outside things outside." Billie's mom instructed before walked away to do mom things
Billie joe frowned and he groaned miserably. He decided he could try getting his chair back inside the next day. Or the day afer that, or the day after tjat, or the ay arfer that...
He wiated 5 weeks for his chair to come back, but he forgot that inanimate objects could not move. Then he remembered that object shows do not exist :(
he went outside to look for and retrieve his chair when he couldn't find it. his chair had a face on it, and the one in the bushes did not! Then he recalled.....
HE USED WASHABLE MORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Panicked, he took the chair out from the bushes and rushed inside. The chair seemed find, a little dirty bt whatever
he washed his chair and then cried. His poor chair no longer had a face! He was devastared. He held his chair close and cried to it. Thsi stupoit child
he loved his chair, but he would've loved it more if it had a face. But he was emotionally attatched to it. so there was not much he could do about that.
he loved his chair so much. HE loved it and he was never ever going to get rid of it. he did not care if Mike or Tre did not care about his chair as much as he did. He loved it and that was all that matterred.
TJHE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Green Day || Billie Joe and the Chair || Fanfiction
FanfictionAs mentioned in book one of The Band Robs A Bank!!!!! Billie Joop has a deep emtiotopnal connection to his $10 plastic chair he had since he was 6 and was eating rocks off the floor because he is stupid. Lets see the super adventure of how Billie J...
