As mentioned in book one of The Band Robs A Bank!!!!! Billie Joop has a deep emtiotopnal connection to his $10 plastic chair he had since he was 6 and was eating rocks off the floor because he is stupid. Lets see the super adventure of how Billie J...
Bollie joe and his mom was shopping at menards because billie joops nom needed to buy some stuff.
Bullei joe was 6 at the time so this was a long time ago ago
Anyways billie joe was walking aromd with his mom whrn he saw something...
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Oh em gee!! Billie joe fell in love instanty. It was a plastic chair!!! "Mom mom can we please get the chair" billie joe pulled his moms arm off.
"NO!!! We have chaies at home." Mom said.
Billie joe gasped and then screamed and transformed into massive Billie "BUY CHAIR NOW!!!!!!" He screamed.
"NO!" Mom checked the price . "Okay nevermind you can have the chair." It was $10 and it was super cool!
Billie transformed bakc to his normal self and smiled. "Yay thanks mom!" He hugged his stinky mom who was so sad she had to buy a chair for her stupid son
They made it home and Billie Joe immediately wnet outside to play with his cool new chair!!!!
"Hmm I am going to name tou Sink Faucet." He said proudly. Sink Faucet was so estatic
Billie joe sat on Sink Faucet the chair and he told stories to it. This chair was so fun to play with! He loved it.
He got a rock and ate it too, and he fed it to Sink Faucet the Chair.
He then decided to walk to his friend Mike's house and show off his cool chair. He picked up Sink Facuet the chair and went to Mikes house.
"Hey mik" He knocked on Mikes door and his mom answered. "Hi Biklie what do you ned"
"Can Mike come out." Biklie asked and Mikes mom said yes and got Mike.
"Yay Hi Nike looke what I have!!!" Bullie showed off his super cool chair. "I named it Sink Faucet"
"Um what the heck Billje thats a chair" Mike said and crossed his arms. "Thats so lame"
"NO!" Biklie screamed. "Sink Faucet is rhe besy chsir eveur AND YOU KNOE IT!"
"STOPPPPPP" Mike screamed and threw s temper tantrum because he and Billie are boyh literal children
"Oh my god Mike youre such a TWINK" billie huffed angrily
"Ukm whats a twink" Mike scratched his head trying to contemplate this
"I dunno but you're a twink anyways." Billie stuck hid tongue out st Mike, trying to offended him. That didnt really work.
"Well anyways im gonna go back jnside because youre super duper boring." Mike rolled his eyes and went back inside his house levaing Bullhe joi all alone.
Billie joe sighed saldy and went home iwth his chair. Maybe jobody cared about Sink Gaucet the chair as much as he did
