Billie joe brouhht his chair home and he went inside the house. His mom was eating spaghetti on the couch when she saw him "oh hi billie how was your time at Nikes"
"BAD!" Billie cried. "HE CALLED ME STUPID!!" Obviously that was not true but Billie joe isn a stubid child
"Oh no!!! Hes so mean" Billie Joes mom frowned sadly.
"Yes and he spat on my chair!" Billie hoe complained. Billie joes kom sighed. He thought maybe her song was autistic or delusional
"Okay now go have fun with your chair" she said as she continued eating
"Okay mom" billie joe went bacj to playing with his chair
He loved his chair it was a better friejd than that Mikr kid and maybe even Tre. He decided he should maybe show his chair to Tre.
Billie Joe travels many miles and knocked on Tre cools door. "Hi Tre Cools mom can I see Tre Cool" billie joe asked Tre Cools mom. "Yes sure." She then tosses Tre outside to he with Billie.
"Tre cool I have a chair." Billie said. "WOAH!!" Tre Cool was so amazed. "Thats so COOL!!!"
"I KNOW RIGHT??!!!" Billie flexed super hard. He was so cool for having such an epic chair!!!111111!!!!
"anyways I need to shit so i go inside okay buy." Tre went inside to take a spooky dookie. Bollei joe was flabbergasted, mostly because Tre is a 6 year old and is swearing!!!!!!!
Billeu joe was also sad because nobody is sticking around to see the glories of his awesome chair. he sighed and went back to his own home.
When bueblie joop got home he went into his room and vented to his chair about all the crappty stuff that happene that day. First mike did not care about his chair, and while Tre was interested, his bowels wree apparently more important.Which is porbabyl true. he sighed sadly and hugged his chair. "Oh sink faucte" he cried. "Why mist everybody hate you!?"
Bilie joe felt a strong feeling of attatchement to his chair. He loved this chair so sososososososos much and he didnt want to make his chair feel sad in any way, even if it wasnt bilei joe doing it.
Bilie joes mom came in and looked at billi joe wooriedly. "billie jo why are hyou still talking to this chair" she asled concerned.
"He's my friend!" bilie Joe insisted, stading up and then sitting on his chair. "And refer to his as Sink Faucte, because that is what I have named him."
"Oh, billie..." Billie JOe's mom was very worried. "I think I need to take you to a psych ward or a chil psychologist."
"NO!" Billie joe threw the chair at his mom before running away with his chair. "I HAT ETHIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Green Day || Billie Joe and the Chair || Fanfiction
FanficAs mentioned in book one of The Band Robs A Bank!!!!! Billie Joop has a deep emtiotopnal connection to his $10 plastic chair he had since he was 6 and was eating rocks off the floor because he is stupid. Lets see the super adventure of how Billie J...
