Glitchy (SMG34 AU)

Chapter 11: I heal, You hurt

Warning: 

-blood

-Vomiting

-Bad thoughts :(

When that part comes I'll do a # on when it starts and ends.

Back to normal chapters now!——————————————

3 is on his bed, fiddling with the ruby box. Inside was a golden ring with a blue sapphire in the middle of the ring. It looked so beautiful...too bad it'll go to waste. (Spiffy: *smacks narrator*)

OW! (Spiffy: shut ur trap u mamma f#-) alright, alright.

3's POV————————————————————————

it looks so beautiful...but i don't even know what I was thinking. Proposing? To SMG4?! Guess I'm the stupid Baka now...Maybe I can ask Clau- *SLAM* oh crap. I shove the box into the nightstand and grab a book to make myself presentable. Claudio walks up to my room and opens the door.

"Sorry I slammed the door I just-" ...we just looked at each other, awkwardly. Oh shoot. I don't even like reading.

"What...are you doing?" He asked me suspiciously. "Oh...um y'know just um-" "Eh, doesn't matter." Wait what?! No interrogation? No suspicious gestures? NOT EVEN A "whatever dummy.'?!?! I get up from my bed and stop Claudio from leaving. "Tell me who your date is so I can beat them to hell." "..what?-" "shhhh. It's ok, I'll find that guy myself and tell him not to mess with my roomie-" "3! it's not about my date! Ma-I mean, HE would never do such a thing!" Oh....great. I thought Claudio was acting off because his date broke up with him. Guess I'm the REALLY stupid baka now...

"I-i just...so many things happened." He blushes a little as he recounts everything in his head. I wave my hand in front of his eyes. "Uh, heeeello, earth to Claud." "Huh, wha- oh sorry man." Huh, guy must have had a lot of fun with his date. Wish he would tell me who it was... Claudio walked to the kitchen to make dinner... and that's when I got an idea. A really stupid idea. An awfully stupid idea...

"Hey Imma be heading out." I say, grabbing my coat. "When I just came?" He asks me suspiciously. Ah, there's the Claudio I know and love. "I, uh, wanna give you some space, and plus I really need some fresh air." He looks at me and shrugs his shoulders at me. "Is...that a yes or no?" "Go ahead." I quickly head out the door, and slam the apartment door, and find myself in the hallways. It's your typical apartment hall. White, lots of paintings and plants for some reason.

I lean on my apartment door and search through my contacts....oh boy. This is going to go really badly..maybe she'll understand?.. I'm about to press text when I get an even MORE stupid idea...calling her. I mean, I dunno. I....i just need someone to talk to. Someone who isn't in other things like Claudio, some who'll put me in jail like Meggy, and someone who didn't get shot like Sai- ...no...don't bring that up, that's the last thing you need right now.

...ugh..she's the best bet. I press call and the phone starts ringing...

please pick up

please pick up

Please pick up...

"...H-hello?"

"Heyyy....Tari"

"what the- THREE?!"

oh boy this ain't gonna end well...

"t-this...this is a prank right? Mario? 4? Is that you? Please tell me it's you..." Tari's obviously self conscious bout this, so i need to caring and-

"uh, NO! NOT A PRANK! IT'S ME, S-M-G-GODDAM 3!" Dammit. Wish my brain worked faster than my darn mouth. I can tell that I went a bit overboard so I try and calm her down by saying, "uh, s-sorry...I didn't mean to-" i hear three small beeps and look at the phone screen...she cut the call...I'm hopeless